My boss is frequently absentee and a master of doing nothing but staying employed, but when he’s around he is always so focused on looking “cool.” He has the finance bro uniform on today, complete with gelled hair and aviators over his head. It’s 40 degrees and overcast outside, but even so…we are inside…

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