I’m starting at VMLY&R on account side and was asked if I want a PC or Mac. Not trying to be the odd one out - what do most account folks have?

What’s the best route to becoming a Forensic Staff Accountant for the SEC? Is it easier process than the FBI?

Hi,

I am looking for a career transition from a civil engineering( work ex. 3+ ) to Business and data analytics, can anyone advise me with dos & don'ts.

Is it normal to sleep only in your vest and briefs?

Opening at KPMG GLOBAL
For .NET/Azure profile at Bangalore location, please DM

What will you be drinking during Social Distancing?

Is it possible to transfer from CN India to Accenture Canada (if one gets a Canadian PR themselves)? How well is it taken by the leadership and is any kind of support provided?

is there any AML KYC or Financial crime or Fraud investigation roles open for Team Lead level in JPMC? can someone refer me with one? issue is if they are accepting Team Lead experience without it being on papers..

Anyone want to give me retroactive FOMO by sharing stories from their summer associate programs? Mine is entirely virtual, and needless to say we are less than enthused by what we’re missing out on

Somewhat recently lateraled from a large firm to a small firm and I’m starting to feel very micromanaged. Any tips on how to deal with this?

What’s everyone using to create estimates for clients and manage resource planning so if the estimates are awarded you have the team in place to deliver. We use Actualize it which is built on FileMaker. I’ve heard of Farmers Wife, F-track and Ceta.

I’m looking to get into Tech Sales and would love to connect with a fellow sales savvy for tips on how to crush my interviews but also perfect my resume. I’m coming from a fintech background

Interested to hear from people @ IBM ix (or know people who are) - what's it like to work there?

Hi Team
I've declared the tax under my profile payroll and what is the use of FCP?

Is there any active and responsive group for SAP, can someone share the link?

How does underwriting compare to PIP litigation in terms of flex time (ability to stop/start work throughout day, work at 2 am if needed, etc)

For example.. in PIP Litigation I can review my suits at 2 am if needed (as a result of having a rough day or other emergency) and still be in compliance

Does Underwriting carry any time sensitive tasks?

What’s everyone up to this weekend? 🥳

Today I am 28! Any advice you wish you had at my age?

Advice on dating someone long distance? Kinda big price tag just to see each other.

I'll stick around for the bonus but want to make my side hustle my main career next year.
The side hustle is Scentsy...

Joined a call to hear “how’s my sql replication looking? Yeah,!I’m good.)

I give the clients gold, but they decide instead, they want me to paint it with sh*t.

I don’t have a horse in this fight

“Just came back from Hawaii, it was beautiful. Lots of good wine”-MD.
Tired analysts: 😒😒

Just to be 100% clear, this entire platform is anonymous, right?

“Who cares if it doesn’t work! You have to sell the vision!”

"We hear your responses to our anonymous pulse survey, and we understand you all overwhelmingly think our team structure org needs to change. We understand it's not necessarily working well—but here's why we're NOT going to change it."
Why ask us if you really don't care?

So overheard after work:

I left a company a while back and a coworker of mine that also left just informed me that one of the C level execs has an SEC decision against him for embezzling several million.

This was from before I worked there...

Today someone quit and just straight up walked out of the office. Like something you'd see in a movie. My jaw is still open. You ever seen this happen?

“I get such a rush when I’m eating a taco."

What's the weirdest thing anyone has ever said to you at work? One time a co-worker divulged to me that they had a collection of troll dolls that they named and sometimes still played with.

“Those glasses don’t make you look younger, they make you look older—but slightly more cool.”

🥺

How you came into the company will define your path. That’s why you’ll never be successful switching departments.

“You have a good looking face. But your body is absolute junk."

“The copy needs more modern slang young millennials can relate to. It isn’t jiggy enough right now."

“There are so many layers of Daddy. Book coming soon. How to get one, how to be one, how to keep one!”

Heard from me:

“Oh, junior person, you have edits to the monthly activity report 3 days after your deadline to review the report, and after I sent it to the client? How lovely for you."

This is twice now in back to back weeks my boss has asked me where the disconnect was in our communications because I didn’t deliver on what “was asked”, even though I know damn well what was asked and what was done were the same thing. I’m not sure if he’s changing the meaning or isn’t communicating what he’s envisioning or what but it’s embarrassing to be called out like that, and to have people think you’re the dumb 23 year old.

So, some of my co-workers simply said that they want to go ahead and start something or start looking elsewhere (career change) because they don't know how much it will last at the pace we are going in regards to case intake and pay out. Should I start panicking or simply start looking elsewhere? They even they even told me if I was looking elsewhere or planned on doing so also. I found it weird in a way.