No one cares Mark. No. One.
Chief
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No, you’re not. Better yourself.
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This guy has the worst posts…
Enthusiast
Thought I was on LinkedIn when I saw this one
I am sorry, is this LinkedIn or some dating blog?
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I ama post this on LinkedIn
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This is actually a good thing to keep in mind though. It tells you that you don't need to completely change your lifestyle. Doing it gradually is a much better way to improve your health, and ultimately your life.
Chief
I stand by no one caring. No. One. Cares.
I’m not having any of this slander. Mark is an awesome dude and no issue with the post at all. OP you’re the kook here
Chief
Mark, dat u?
Getting up at 3:30 a.m. to exercise your ass off and THEN straight on to an 8-10 hour workday isn't healthy for anybody, no matter how many organic products they consume or how many repetitions of Buddha quotes they say. The above "daily plan" is the musings of an overly obsessive-compulsive disordered individual.
Hmmm...........well, I guess that's my problem. I always thought Brazilian referred to waxing a part of your body! And "organic" - I watched a documentary last year that made me realize what a joke "organic" is. One of the biggest strawberry - ORGANIC strawberry - farms is situated right next to a huge cattle raising operation A cattle raising farm that is up a steep slope from the strawberry farm. It was every organic lover's nightmare come true - watching the thousands of tons of cattle crap wash down the slope and through the strawberry fields every time it rained. And, no, cattle crap that is raw and untreated is NOT an appropriate "fertilizer" for organic strawberry growing.
You didn't read his whole post did you
Chief
I did. And still no one cared. No. One.
Visual Storyteller
What's the obsession with waking up 330? I used to wake up at 4 and I hated it. I was in bed by 8 lol
Visual Storyteller
I regret the dates I didn't go to for following that routine.
Enthusiast
Mild cringe. Some of this is actually somewhat grounded in reality.
Chief
As before: no. one. cares
HIIT workout after eating 6 eggs?? 🤢
Bet he bends over to kiss his own a hole before 6 am too
That’s what Mark refers to as “getting grounded”
Me, reading the first line, after waking up 5 minutes before I start work. "Yeah, no." I like the idea behind the post, and I agree with Mark to slowly add healthy habits in, but waking up at 3:30 isn't on my list of things to do...ever.
Enthusiast
Wake up 3:30 am.
Go out for walk or run to get mugged.
Repeat
If you are in NYC, you could pivot the mugging onto one of those “how much do you make and how much is your rent” instas.
“I’m here getting mugged by CashCrop Tha Pimp Himself. CashCrop: how much do you make and how much is your rent?”
“Well, Chad, I make about $200k/year from my role as a Deloitte manager. I just mug people as a side hustle to force myself to get up at 3:30 AM and stay sharp. GET THAT BREAD!!!!”
Rising Star
This is a classic "create a problem then sell a solution".
Did you know it is possible to wake up at 330am and do all these stuff? You didn't know any of this? Yes, it is shocking but some dude does this... but I'm here to tell you, you don't have to. Do you feel better now? You are welcome
Jeez who the heck only has 4 oz of coffee
Chief
PEOPLE LIKE MARK, THAT'S WHO! CONSUELA, WHERE THE HELL IS MY COLLAGEN SMOOTHIE???
Wow what a sTuD
Definitely don’t believe he’s doing a 90 minute HIIT Workout as HIIT is designed to be a shorter workout. And who wants to wake up at 3:30? He’s probably in bed before it gets dark. He’s definitely single. 🤷🏽♀️😂
This entire thread proves that 90% of people don’t read past the first few lines
Chief
Yeah, even tho Mark acknowledges this regimen isn't "his" per se, he does hold it up in his post as some kind of healthy exemplar to strive for. It isn't. And it's just some kind of weird health/wellness virtue signaling to do so. Hence: don't care.
Rising Star
More AI generated generic inspirational filler that is not worth the storage space on LinkedIn's server. All this junk content just adds to our environmental problems. Think before you post, Mark!
Visual Storyteller
LinkedIn should but a disclaimer next to such posts. (AI generated content)
Tf is breathwork?