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You won’t be made redundant if you get an MBA.

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lol I worked at a small, farm-themed agency and this could have been its pitch……….fork 😂

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No ownership, no credit and no safety? Oh so it’s freelance then…
Sure! my rate is $1200/day. Is this 1099 or W2? I prefer 1099, but I’m cool either way. Send contract over. I can start whenever you need. Have partner if needed.

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