now that the wheels of ww3 are turning. any lawyers have fun plans before doomsday?

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It takes about 15 minutes for Russia’s ICBMs to reach us…that’s a solid 0.3 we can fit in

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Sorry, apparently the 15 min is the time to launch them following a decision from POTUS…so flight time is longer. Even better

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Accept Jesus, 🙏 buy water, baby wipes, oil, sugar, flour, toilet paper, soap, detergent, bleach, meds, don't take the 666 Mark, buy extra gas, thermas, canteen, paper towels, bus fare, train fare, winter clothes, summer clothes, suitcase, batteries, Bible, prayer hats, gloves, socks, boots, sandles, umbrella, empty out half of account Bitcoin, digital currency, talk to Jesus and listen to him

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Send me a ping and I’ll get you started on a revocable trust.

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Touch grass

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I have a deadline tomorrow. Even ww3 can’t stop clock clicking

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Ww3 didn’t happen last night.

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"Acts of war" are common insurance exclusions. Missile strikes means litigation. . . Which means money

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Hi HO!! Hi HO!!
Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to bill I go!!

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Read all of Hebrews and it talks about his God ship his deity read all of Hebrews when he says let us make them in our image who is he talking to himself let us plural make them mankind and our image ours is the hour again more than one person not talking to himself not schizophrenic he's not bipolar let us plural make them he's talking to mankind mankind who is going to make an hour in our image there goes that plural gun he's not talking to him so he's not talking to the angel he's not putting the angel on the throne because remember Satan fell so while he take a chance on an angel when he's all-knowing he's not taking the chance so I'm an angel angels are capable of falling God cannot fall he can't be tempted he cannot fall angels can fall Satan fail he's the most beautiful one and he fell so God all knowing Almighty or powerful or justifying it's not going to talk to an angel he's not going to put an angel on the throne beside him Jesus has to be more than an angel he's got to be God in the flesh more than man more than an angel he's God in the flesh fully man fully God and if you don't accept them as your lord and said you're going to spend eternity without him but that's on you free will God makes free will you don't interfere the burning is purification if you don't accept Jesus your lord and savior so it's up to you God bless wish you well

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Only warmongering Democrat Presidents get the US involved in world wars. And Korea. And Vietnam.

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“Dim(s)”.

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You’re all starting to remind me of Y2K. Let’s all go party like it’s 1999. iiiiiiii. Forget Gun prohibitions let’s all get RPGs LoL. 😂

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I'm sorry that MSDNC did this to you. Have you considered getting treatment for your Trump Derangement Syndrome?

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alright there “Partner”

If the boat goes down if the ship goes down I'm going down with my kids and we all going to sing kumbaya that's how it's going to be but you know what I made my peace with the Lord Jesus I know where I'm going I'm okay thank you Lord

I would just like 1 full week of uninterrupted vacation. Is that too much of an ask? I don't think so.

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