Only inside jokes on this bowl these days ?

Hi All, I have 11 yrs of experience into Bid Management and Presales.. i am currently serving my notice period.. looking for a job opportunity.. can anyone refer, if you come across such position.. thank you..

Hi fishes,

When can I expect a call from tcs hr for HR discussion.after technical i got mail to upload the documents in the portal for initiating offer.

30 m ny/nj. US citizen. Moved as a teenager. INTJ. Single since I figured I’m not fighting the biological clock and have all the time in the world to meet someone and get settled. Things changed after I watched Akshay’s mom (Indian Matchmaking) tell him even 25 is too late and not marrying somehow messes up lives of people around him. While the show was staged, there might be truth to the latter part.
Looking for F in ny/nj. Personality: NOT Aparna. NOT Nadia but def more Nadia than Aparna.🙏

Sup fellow brown people

TurboTax, fun, I am feeling it

Joined an UMM fund a few months back and things have been pretty lax and we haven’t pursued a new platform yet. I haven’t really got to fully own a workstream yet and instead am more task focused and just do what my VP tells me. It feels a lot different than BCG where it was all about ownership and I’m worried I’m falling behind the learning curve. Any folks have a perspective to share on this?

I am almost 23 and don’t know much about the investment and savings vehicles/strategies that I should be using. IRAs, Roth IRA’s, long-term investments, how much I should be contributing/saving for financial success, etc. Any suggestions? I currently have $4,000 in savings, and a few thousand sitting in checking that I use regularly but try to not spend too much. Rent is $1600. Likely looking to go to grad school in the next 2-3 years.

Salary: $86,000/yr (~5000 a month take home)
City: NYC

How can I get off my project quick. Have another one starting in a week and a half... this op was just given to me and I haven’t told anyone on my team yet

What do you think is the best PANCE/PARNE review course? Either inperson or online?

What’s the best way to leverage myself in interviews for internships or entry level jobs in IT. I’m an MIS undergrad set to graduate this May and I also hold a leadership position for a school org. Recently had a couple of interviews already but starting to feel a bit discouraged. Imposter Syndrome settling in…

I was asked to make a 30 60 90 for a sale. I feel like it's kind of basic and find my 60 and 90 slides are sparse. Anyone able to offer suggestions? Really appreciate it!!

What are some new ways you connect with clients?

I don’t know about you all...but WFH means I never have to touch those those CLOTH handles on BART! Anyone want to share their positives?

Does Google wait to reject all candidates at once, regardless of how far they progressed in the interview process? Or do they tell candidates after each round before starting the next round of interviews?

I want to work remotely, but am needing ideas for what to put on my resume. I’ve been an RN for 15 years and have worked mainly in hospitals: med surg, and some work in LTC, SNF, ALF, hospice. I have a year of teaching nursing students in clinicals and labs, and some lecture teaching. Also, I have done regional advising at a call center for 7 months. Just how to put this on a resume to “sell” myself seems challenging.

Best seafood restaurants in Baltimore near the waterfront that aren’t too fancy, stuffy, expensive? TIA!

I'm currently a third year V100 tax associate and I am interviewing with my dream firm next week. This is my first lateral interview. Other than being prepared to discuss my current and past matters, do you have any tax-specific interview tips?

Hi Folks,
I am working for NetApp Client, Bangalore however My base Location is Hyderabad, and I have heard from a couple of NetApp Employees that they are planning to resume offices by May.
My questions are:
1. If UST is planning to bring employees back to office?
2. If they call will I be asked to relocate to Bangalore as my client's location is Bangalore or will I be working from Hyderabad only?

PS: My manager has left the organisation and I am the sole person from UST in my project.

What does it say about me that I was added?🤔🤔🤔🤔
This means the founder knows I'm hilarious ?

My uncle: Who do your work for again?

Me: Deloitte.

My uncle: 🤷🏽‍♂️

Me: They’re in 150 countries. They have 270k employees.

My uncle: So, is it like a Ponzi scheme?

Me: 😞

Honest question, what's the difference between this and the memes bowl

Idk, how dumb are they?

Karen complaining about people derogatorily using the name Karen is the most Karen thing ever.

Remember that Friends episode, when nobody knew what Chandler job actually was?

It took me a few years, but I finally got it… Chandler was a consultant!

It’s sad that people seek validation on 🐠

Like if you agree.

Share the funniest joke you’ve heard about consultants and/or consultancy.

I can’t believe companies pay millions for me to Google for content.

Post your fave comedians - I'll start. Sebastian Maniscalco 🤩

Carnivorous lunar activities

Best stand-up specials out there? (Old and new)

Do you know what’s funny?

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Let’s start a story: Carl Bernstein, Deepak Chopra and Beyoncé sit at a table in the back of the smoky bar, tucked into the shadows. “Did you bring it?!” Beyonce stammered, nervously smoking a..

Doea anyone here actually do standup comedy? Very interested in it and have thought about writing stuffs to try out, but not sure how to start as I don't consider myself super humorous 😊

SME does not stand for Subject Matter Expect, it stands for Someone Missing Emails.