what if my whole life is a joke?

Hi. I have just joined PwC India as a Sr. Analyst, from Campus. How many months/years of experience do I need before I can become an Associate?
Now I understand, it pretty much depends on my project and manager(s). Still, any good practices or suggestions to expedite the process?
Thanks a lot.

How can I land an AWS Job? Masters in Data science, cloud practitioner certified looking to get Solutions architect. I want to work at Amazon so badly. I love machine learning and have hands on experience.

Asking on behalf of a friend:
How difficult is it to get an analyst job in current job market (no relevant prior experience) bcom grad

I have a friend moving to North Carolina in a few months. Does anyone know what the salary range is for a Commercial Banker job grade 10 at Fifth Third?

HIPAA special enrollment extension: does this apply to major medical, dental, vision, health FSA? Thanks!

C&F question: any attorneys here with a DUI conviction on your record? If so, did you have any issues clearing Character & Fitness in a new jurisdiction?

DUI occurred nearly two years ago as a senior associate in state X with no corresponding discipline in state X; however, now trying to get admitted into state Y...

Obviously, this is an extremely regrettable event, and will make that clear to C&F, along with post-DUI progress.

Curious if anyone else here went through something similar.

35 / F / SF / 115k+

Hey , i want to know the transport facility in cognizant Gurgaon as i am not getting proper information from HR for Day shift role. Can someone please help. Its an urgent request.

Hello Fishes,

Deloitte USI is offering me 15LPA fixed and 1lack joining bonus and HCL offering me 23LPA fixed. I've tried to negotiate with deloitte but they are not ready to negotiate and asking me to join on the same CTC which was initially provided. I'm confused to select the company. It would be really helpful if anyone could share their views. Thanks.

What does everyone wear for client meetings in a WFH setting

I am giving interview for data analyst roles and the level of SQL which is being asked is like above anything and I am making a fool out of myself in front of interviewers. General W3schools or resources are not serving the purpose. Can somebody help me how can I prepare well ..

Which faang, MSFT and other similar level products companies send people easily for foreign transfer?
I know amazon has a very good internal mobility program they transfer to foreign countries.
I want to know which other product companies do that with relative ease?

I feel like my employer thinks I’m losing my shit.

I started traveling while working remote and fell in love with the mountains. I’m now applying to be a full time remote employee and fear they won’t approve it.

I feel like I have to defend that I’ve found more in life that makes me happy than just work.

How do I pitch that I need to live elsewhere for my happiness and not near an office?

Cant wait until baseball disappears forever. Boring, perfomance-enhancing sus af 69inning havinazz sleeping pill of a sport; the most boringazz sport in the history of exxxistence itself. Shiets like big pharma, putting the whole of humanity to zzzzzz good god I hope god deletes baseball even tho I dun believe god exists but truth is the real thing that shouldn't exist is baseball fuk

Is anyone here working in coforge banglore location???

How many people here wants to switch job, but can’t due to current market scenario or GC process ?

Comment 1 for current market scenario.
Comment 2 for GC process.

Post your fave comedians - I'll start. Sebastian Maniscalco 🤩

Do you know what’s funny?

Share the funniest joke you’ve heard about consultants and/or consultancy.

Remember that Friends episode, when nobody knew what Chandler job actually was?

It took me a few years, but I finally got it… Chandler was a consultant!

What’s the difference between light and hard?
Eventually you can get to sleep with a light on....

My uncle: Who do your work for again?

Me: Deloitte.

My uncle: 🤷🏽‍♂️

Me: They’re in 150 countries. They have 270k employees.

My uncle: So, is it like a Ponzi scheme?

Me: 😞

Carnivorous lunar activities

I can’t believe companies pay millions for me to Google for content.

Honest question, what's the difference between this and the memes bowl

You know what sucks?

Unpopular opinion: I hate it when posts start with the phrase “unpopular opinion.” Just tell us your opinion and 🐠 will determine if it’s popular or not.

It’s sad that people seek validation on 🐠

Like if you agree.

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Doea anyone here actually do standup comedy? Very interested in it and have thought about writing stuffs to try out, but not sure how to start as I don't consider myself super humorous 😊

Best stand-up specials out there? (Old and new)

Let’s start a story: Carl Bernstein, Deepak Chopra and Beyoncé sit at a table in the back of the smoky bar, tucked into the shadows. “Did you bring it?!” Beyonce stammered, nervously smoking a..

Idk, how dumb are they?