what if my whole life is a joke?

I want to apply at Big 4 as an Senior Accountant, is it really very secure position? or is it a bad time to start a new job?

You made it! It's Friday and the week is over. Anyone have fun plans for the weekend/halloween?

Hello 🐟,

I am starting to thinking of applying jobs in UK and Europe. I know it will be Long journey but wanted to land a job in Abroad. How to start finding jobs with sponsorship .

My skill set is Data engineering and have 9+years of total experience.

Any leads or suggestions would be very helpful.

TIA

Wipro UBS vs HSBC project ? Which to join for development?

Hello everyone currently i am working with TCS i have also visited onsite from this working since 2018 overall i have 5+ years experience with very less package i dont see any growth in package. i have experience into customer support technical support identity and access management resource management timesheet management etc i need help to switch which company you suggest would be better with all the benefits

Hey! Firstly need 11 likes on this post. Please help me. :)

Secondly I’m looking for some accommodation options in Hyderabad. If you have any leads, please let me know.

Thank you!

How many of y'all have trust funds? What'd you do with the $$$?

What are benefits we get when we join Nokia Noida office in sec 62. I have got an offer from Nokia.

Anyone willing to share the timeline and process for their Google interviews? (E.g., how many weeks between submitting the application and getting a screener, spacing of the subsequent interviews after the screener, etc.) I know it depends on the team and how quickly they're looking to hire, but curious to hear what it was like for the folks here.

Anyone in need of a hybrid to plug a gap in their team/an extra resource in the lead up to Christmas? If so get in touch.

Not in London? No worries. UK based / happy to work remotely.

Junior level, with experience.

I’m a senior at a mid tier and been working about 70-75 hours for last 3 weeks on a SEC client. Now I roll off to a new job but the manager wants me to come back and help out the team more. Should I do it? I don’t want to fail at both jobs. Is that even reasonable to ask someone to work on both jobs?

What can be the maximum pay at nagarro for selenium lead of 9.6 exp?

Going to Costa Rica in March. Plan to go from San Jose > La Fortuna > Monteverde > San Jose. Is car rental the best option? How easy is it to drive around there? Thanks.

@Apple

Would love to work at Apple but no relevant role come up on official site where always getting sent to.

Any ideas how else to get foot in?
Connected with Apple recruiters on Linkedln and potential recruitment agencies but all dead ends.

London UK based Marketing Comms FTC/Perm roles with 12 years experience. Thanks in advance

I hope everybody received 2k Amazon voucher as Xmas gift

Just out of curiosity: how many of you have had sex with co-workers? Is it common in your social circle? Did it happen at work or outside? How do you get to that point without being inopportune?

How much should one get for 6+years of experience?

Share the funniest joke you’ve heard about consultants and/or consultancy.

Only inside jokes on this bowl these days ?

Unpopular opinion: I hate it when posts start with the phrase “unpopular opinion.” Just tell us your opinion and 🐠 will determine if it’s popular or not.

It’s sad that people seek validation on 🐠

Like if you agree.

Do you know what’s funny?

I can’t believe companies pay millions for me to Google for content.

What’s the difference between light and hard?
Eventually you can get to sleep with a light on....

SME does not stand for Subject Matter Expect, it stands for Someone Missing Emails.

You know what sucks?

grapenuts
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What does it say about me that I was added?🤔🤔🤔🤔
This means the founder knows I'm hilarious ?

Carnivorous lunar activities

My uncle: Who do your work for again?

Me: Deloitte.

My uncle: 🤷🏽‍♂️

Me: They’re in 150 countries. They have 270k employees.

My uncle: So, is it like a Ponzi scheme?

Me: 😞

Post your fave comedians - I'll start. Sebastian Maniscalco 🤩

Remember that Friends episode, when nobody knew what Chandler job actually was?

It took me a few years, but I finally got it… Chandler was a consultant!

Let’s start a story: Carl Bernstein, Deepak Chopra and Beyoncé sit at a table in the back of the smoky bar, tucked into the shadows. “Did you bring it?!” Beyonce stammered, nervously smoking a..

Idk, how dumb are they?