Idk, how dumb are they?

A guy who is claiming to be in love with me (a black woman and immigrant), is a conservative (pro-trump, anti-gun laws, denies that there is racism etc). Are those red flags to make me cut him off?

Completed HR round 10 days ago but no offer or updates yet. Still.showing in process. Is the delay due to Easter holidays?

Hi everyone,
I want to learn Salesforce Tableau CRM (formerly known as Einstein Analytics) and switch to a different organisation. In my current company stuck in a project where there's no learning scope, no growth and work culture is toxic. Now I'm only going through Trailhead, YouTube playlist videos and practicing hands on in my free personal org. Are these enough to crack interviews or not? I don't have real-time project experience.

Anyone looking for a head of people specifically and start ups or small businesses?

Been for a company for over 2years. The executive team is very much a boy's club. There are a few women in management roles but zero ethnicity diversity there. I raised my concern to HR in feb. And they are just now deciding to do something about it. They want me (white female) to put together a diversity committee. Any suggestions on how to go about it? How to attract volunteers to the committee? I want to make sure I get the right people involved in this, to push for changes.

My company has ERGs and one of them is pretty large and includes a lot of demographics. Within it, people are starting to kind of form their own subgroups (like based on office location or country-specific ethnicity). Does anyone have any thoughts around what would be appropriate for DEI practitioners to be aware of when serving these populations?

Anyone still play Pokémon Go?

Looking to switch jobs and maternity leave policy is an important factor for me. Would love to hear about some companies that have generous mat leaves vs. others that don’t. Can you all share what you know?

Hi Fishes @ PayPal. How’s the job security at PayPal? Are there frequent layoffs till L25?

Any Presales openings folks?

I graduated in May of 22. I transitioned from being an intern to being a full time counselor, now for 6 months. I feel like I might be catching my agency at a tough time, but as an employee it doesn’t seem to be trying anything to keep me here besides the occasional ‘motivational’ posts from the administrative team. I felt like I was lowballed during my offer, and my negotiation salary was denied since this is technically my first “professional” job. Pt 2 in comments:

What’s a realistic salary expectation for a Senior Designer in NYC? Totally clueless what to say when recruiters ask my range

What is Bain & Company comp at Consultant (post-MBA) rank?

Do you think calling back employees to office is an example of bad work culture within the company? Can we consider companies as an example for bad work culture?

Does anyone has experience using Google Fi in Canada ? Is it worth having if you only visit US once a year ?

Remeber the time when "Things To Do in Chicago This Weekend" included something other than a bunch of links to remote this and online that, and were actually REAL things that people did IRL?

I am from Data Analytics background (YOE : 6 yrs). What's the best way to learn about Cloud Computing?
Should I go into the architecture part of it first or just directly learn about Data Engineering in AWS/Azure?
Need ur guidance!!

Post your fave comedians - I'll start. Sebastian Maniscalco 🤩

Unpopular opinion: I hate it when posts start with the phrase “unpopular opinion.” Just tell us your opinion and 🐠 will determine if it’s popular or not.

You know what sucks?

I can’t believe companies pay millions for me to Google for content.

Only inside jokes on this bowl these days ?

What does it say about me that I was added?🤔🤔🤔🤔
This means the founder knows I'm hilarious ?

what if my whole life is a joke?

It’s sad that people seek validation on 🐠

Like if you agree.

What’s the difference between light and hard?
Eventually you can get to sleep with a light on....

Remember that Friends episode, when nobody knew what Chandler job actually was?

It took me a few years, but I finally got it… Chandler was a consultant!

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My uncle: Who do your work for again?

Me: Deloitte.

My uncle: 🤷🏽‍♂️

Me: They’re in 150 countries. They have 270k employees.

My uncle: So, is it like a Ponzi scheme?

Me: 😞

SME does not stand for Subject Matter Expect, it stands for Someone Missing Emails.

Share the funniest joke you’ve heard about consultants and/or consultancy.

Doea anyone here actually do standup comedy? Very interested in it and have thought about writing stuffs to try out, but not sure how to start as I don't consider myself super humorous 😊

Let’s start a story: Carl Bernstein, Deepak Chopra and Beyoncé sit at a table in the back of the smoky bar, tucked into the shadows. “Did you bring it?!” Beyonce stammered, nervously smoking a..

Do you know what’s funny?

Honest question, what's the difference between this and the memes bowl