Idk, how dumb are they?

Rent and put money into the stock market VS Invest in NY property?

Can someone tell me if a HRBP III is more senior level than a HRBP I? I’ve never really dealt with those titles so I am a little confused!

Mr. Manager is posting again y'all 🤡

Fish fam. Need some advice. My height is 5'11 and I weigh 160 lbs. Since I am a vegetarian I find it difficult to put on weight through a regular diet. Constant Travel doesn't help either. Any vegetarians out there who have overcome a similar problem??

Has anyone used the annual elite gift to buy a mattress through Marriott? If I buy it on my Boundless card will I get 6x points?

Does industry have billable hours? At the big 4, we are required to work a certain number of hours each week and if we spend too much time on anything we are questioned on why it took so long. Is that a thing when you go in industry?

Trying to set family expectations and would love thoughts on 2 things. 1. How long after baby will I be ready for visitors beyond our parents? I’m thinking a few weeks. 2. Our 3 grandmothers are 1-3 hour flights away (3 diff places) and cannot travel. When will we be ready to take baby to see them? I’m thinking 4-6 months but that would also be flu/RSV season. Can’t predict the future but family is already talking about trips and I want to set expectations and do what is best for baby. TIA!!

Need 11 likes for doing chats, please help

Hey guys! If we are posted in Noida office, but want to work in Gurgaon office and our manager is okay with it then how do we get access to the Noida building? (I already have an access card for Noida building)

Hi All...

Can someone pls help me get a project for PMO role in Capgemini...? My designation - Senior Consultant (C1)

I am currently on bench

Location - Pune

Thanks in advance😊

Where do professionals 30+ meet people these days besides dating apps?!

Why is dating here so hard… -.- or maybe it’s just me RIP

Woman I went on one date with keeps me informed on what she's doing. I.e. Seeing her girlfriend or on her way to a birthday party. Not used to this level of transparency after just one date. We do have a second date planned. Thoughts?

Has anyone else ever dated a coworker?

Single 24 year old here. Recently joined Hinge. I am barely getting any activity. I'm a former OKCupid user and I always got something there. Do people not use Hinge or is there something wrong with me? I'm a fit average height guy and I am not ugly. Looking for LTR especially now in the time of Corona. Didn't bother with human interaction before tbh but this loneliness is creeping up. 😔

Anyone switched from Becker to Wiley and regretted it? I did and though I appreciate the bite-sized lectures, I don't enjoy it as much as Becker. My access for Becker expired already and I don't want to spend 2k again 😭 such a tough choice to make but I feel like I'm not getting what I need from Wiley.

Do people read Glassdoor reviews? I should have before starting here 🤦🏽‍♂️

what if my whole life is a joke?

Post your fave comedians - I'll start. Sebastian Maniscalco 🤩

Do you know what’s funny?

Unpopular opinion: I hate it when posts start with the phrase “unpopular opinion.” Just tell us your opinion and 🐠 will determine if it’s popular or not.

You know what sucks?

Only inside jokes on this bowl these days ?

It’s sad that people seek validation on 🐠

Like if you agree.

What does it say about me that I was added?🤔🤔🤔🤔
This means the founder knows I'm hilarious ?

I can’t believe companies pay millions for me to Google for content.

Remember that Friends episode, when nobody knew what Chandler job actually was?

It took me a few years, but I finally got it… Chandler was a consultant!

What’s the difference between light and hard?
Eventually you can get to sleep with a light on....

My uncle: Who do your work for again?

Me: Deloitte.

My uncle: 🤷🏽‍♂️

Me: They’re in 150 countries. They have 270k employees.

My uncle: So, is it like a Ponzi scheme?

Me: 😞

SME does not stand for Subject Matter Expect, it stands for Someone Missing Emails.

Carnivorous lunar activities

Share the funniest joke you’ve heard about consultants and/or consultancy.

Doea anyone here actually do standup comedy? Very interested in it and have thought about writing stuffs to try out, but not sure how to start as I don't consider myself super humorous 😊

Let’s start a story: Carl Bernstein, Deepak Chopra and Beyoncé sit at a table in the back of the smoky bar, tucked into the shadows. “Did you bring it?!” Beyonce stammered, nervously smoking a..

Best stand-up specials out there? (Old and new)