Post your fave comedians - I'll start. Sebastian Maniscalco 🤩

Started my law firm this month. Have a few of-counsel positions and want to do mostly litigation (civil and commercial in NY). Besides word of mouth and networking, have any of you found any websites or services that generate legitimate leads?

What's your favorite math level you enjoy teaching?

I"ll start. truly enjoy geometry. Wish I can choose to teach it.

Hi Fishes,
Any updates on the Novartis hiring restart ?

Hey fishes, a close friend is a current MBA candidate with a legal background aiming to break into consulting in Paris, and looking for referrals at different strategy houses - please DM if you'd be able to!

Fishbowl does not let students have accounts so helping her out!

Merci beaucoup

What software companies have offices (HQ or remote offices) in San Diego area?

Does Paytm consider counter offer from service based companies?

Should I expect any specific questions during an introduction call with a recruiter? I have a call setup with a BSG recruiter and just wondering if I should prepare for any interview type questions?

Thanks in advance!

Hi Sharks,

How exactly resource cost gets allocated to hiring manager ? What happens at hiring manager end when resource try to renegotiate at later stage? What all are constraints from Hiring manager pov

Any Hiring Manager around? Please share your experiences

i’m first place in my fantasy football league rn - best record and highest points. should i give away my backup TE for a backup RB? i don’t really need … everett for henderson 🫠 hmu fam 🫠

Hi fishes, I am a dentist and did Masters in hospital administration from IIHMR B. Currently I am working as Cerner EHR support analyst since Aug2021. Can someone refer me to ZS, healthcare solutions. Thanks in advance

Any experience working as a corporate paralegal with Cooley, LLP?

How’s everyone doing?

Would it be difficult to get a job in IA if most of my experience has been auditing private non-404 asset mgmt funds? I really enjoy process walkthroughs when I have them though. Also, does title matter that much in IA? I’m a manager now, but based on job descriptions it looks like I might have to go for a senior auditor role because audit manager roles generally call for 8+ years from what I’m seeing. Can title be negotiated?

I am considering a different career: On the Director or executive level, who earns more: Cybersecurity executive or the head of marketing/ head of commerce?
Trying to understand the glass ceiling here

Recently, i was "promoted" or, I should say, my title was changed to the next ring up the ladder. As a part of this, I went from reporting to Senior Management, to Junior Management. The Jr. Manager has good intentions, but, is not helpful. I've worked at the company longer, have accomplished more across multiple lines of business and have a much stronger internal network. Am I overreacting thinking this is a major slight that will ultimately slow down my growth within the company?

Not nearly enough messages. Was a senior when I had a kid...so nice of KPMG to NOT tell me the way to properly submit for parental leave back in the day.

Looking to relocate to Denver! Anyone have advise on the top safe neighborhoods for young professionals?

Can anybody please refer me to UBS?

YOE- 10.6

Tech stack- .NET, MVC, WCF, Entity Framework, WEB API, Microservices, SQL, JavaScript, Typescript, Bootstrap, Azure, Git Devops, Jira, API testing, Vulnerability management, Performance analysis

I can’t believe companies pay millions for me to Google for content.

SME does not stand for Subject Matter Expect, it stands for Someone Missing Emails.

Idk, how dumb are they?

Carnivorous lunar activities

Do you know what’s funny?

Only inside jokes on this bowl these days ?

Karen complaining about people derogatorily using the name Karen is the most Karen thing ever.

My uncle: Who do your work for again?

Me: Deloitte.

My uncle: 🤷🏽‍♂️

Me: They’re in 150 countries. They have 270k employees.

My uncle: So, is it like a Ponzi scheme?

Me: 😞

Remember that Friends episode, when nobody knew what Chandler job actually was?

It took me a few years, but I finally got it… Chandler was a consultant!

Doea anyone here actually do standup comedy? Very interested in it and have thought about writing stuffs to try out, but not sure how to start as I don't consider myself super humorous 😊

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Unpopular opinion: I hate it when posts start with the phrase “unpopular opinion.” Just tell us your opinion and 🐠 will determine if it’s popular or not.

Share the funniest joke you’ve heard about consultants and/or consultancy.

It’s sad that people seek validation on 🐠

Like if you agree.

What’s the difference between light and hard?
Eventually you can get to sleep with a light on....

Honest question, what's the difference between this and the memes bowl

What does it say about me that I was added?🤔🤔🤔🤔
This means the founder knows I'm hilarious ?