You know what sucks?

Did anyone left coforge recently? I have to leave by next week, and company asked to courier their laptop back to office.

Does anyone work for Children’s medical center of Dallas on this form ? I know we recently had a “employee appreciation” bonus last month before Thanksgiving but not sure if that counts as one whole holiday bonus including Christmas , or it it’s safe to expect another in mid December ? What seems to be the latter in the past ? Any thoughts are appreciated !

Is the SPHR or PHR license necessary to pivot into human capital? I have a MBA from a Top 15 school. Any thoughts?

Hi, can anyone shed light over the online pre screening test at bain for senior knowledge specialist position? Any insights would be helpful.
Thanks

What’s a typical AE salary (mid market / enterprise) in London?

Hello fishes/sharks, what is the average hike conidering an average performance, and what is the tentative promotion cycle for band 30 BA

Answers need not be accurate, tentative works

Does any one know UK onsite salary for manager role for short term

For peeps in Brazil, what is all this UFO stuff that’s making the rounds?

Did anyone who is working in Hybrid model got relocation allowance in the starting from Bofa ???

Plot twist: Ivanka is Putin's daughter

First time home buyer and I have no idea what I can afford. Excellent credit. I know to get a preauthorization before looking but want to skim homes the meantime. Any good rule of thumb when searching?

Is the working hours mentioned in my workspace correct? I have recently been allocated to a project and it shows timings from 11 pm -9 am..

Hi All,

I would like to know the process of PF withdrawal in CTS, please help.

Sundial Growers 🏄🏻‍♂️🏄🏻‍♂️🏄🏻‍♂️

Hi fishes

I am planning to start investing in a smallcase. I am considering paid managers. Any suggestions on manger and smallcase will be really helpful

Do you know what’s funny?

what if my whole life is a joke?

Only inside jokes on this bowl these days ?

It’s sad that people seek validation on 🐠

Like if you agree.

I can’t believe companies pay millions for me to Google for content.

My uncle: Who do your work for again?

Me: Deloitte.

My uncle: 🤷🏽‍♂️

Me: They’re in 150 countries. They have 270k employees.

My uncle: So, is it like a Ponzi scheme?

Me: 😞

Remember that Friends episode, when nobody knew what Chandler job actually was?

It took me a few years, but I finally got it… Chandler was a consultant!

What’s the difference between light and hard?
Eventually you can get to sleep with a light on....

SME does not stand for Subject Matter Expect, it stands for Someone Missing Emails.

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Post your fave comedians - I'll start. Sebastian Maniscalco 🤩

Unpopular opinion: I hate it when posts start with the phrase “unpopular opinion.” Just tell us your opinion and 🐠 will determine if it’s popular or not.

What does it say about me that I was added?🤔🤔🤔🤔
This means the founder knows I'm hilarious ?

Carnivorous lunar activities

Share the funniest joke you’ve heard about consultants and/or consultancy.

Let’s start a story: Carl Bernstein, Deepak Chopra and Beyoncé sit at a table in the back of the smoky bar, tucked into the shadows. “Did you bring it?!” Beyonce stammered, nervously smoking a..

Idk, how dumb are they?