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Not my GF?

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Only inside jokes on this bowl these days ?

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Unpopular opinion: I hate it when posts start with the phrase “unpopular opinion.” Just tell us your opinion and 🐠 will determine if it’s popular or not.

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It’s sad that people seek validation on 🐠

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A safe space for stand-up consultants.

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what if my whole life is a joke?

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Idk, how dumb are they?

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