A safe space for stand-up consultants.

New wage code...what is in it for us?

Hello,

If I joined HCl and will have to leave within probation period, do I have to pay anything to HCL? Anyone has any idea. (There was no buyout of NP by HCL)

Thanks

BCG vs Deloitte. Could you comment on the work life balance differences between the two in toronto / Canada.

Langland NYC office, who is your recruiter?

Hi All,

I wanted to ask two questions for the application process at MBB, I was a terrible student in high school thus my SAT scores are terrible but I graduated college with a 3.6, so will that impact my chances at MBB and be screened out by the HR system? Also is there a cover letter template to submit with my apps. Would anyone be willing to connect? Thank you for your time

Why this group is public? Shouldn't this be only for Accenture Canada folks?

Thoughts on offer?

Experience
6+ YOE in Financial Services Industry
Skills MBA, CFA, FRM
Currently in Big4

Offer
Base 130K
SignOn-5K
Location New York
Firm Non-Big4
Title Senior Associate

Just spent 15 minutes buying a flight on the jet blue app... is there software really that slow?

Why do deals move at a breakneck pace all the time? I don’t understand the urgency put on this work for every single deal. Is it deliberate to avoid lengthy diligence / lots of questions? All these deadlines are arbitrary

I have 3 YOE current CTC 6.75 LPA. I got selected in TCS for Java-AWS Developer. Is 8.5 LPA valid package? Thanks!

Not a comp related post, but I have an Air Canada eCoupon worth $300 cad that I am selling. If anyone needs to purchase a ticket soon and wants it at a discount, please put your best offer in the comments (it is valid for three years from today)

Is it still worth buying Tesla stock? Especially after rising so much since year start?

Given the general level of work-life unhappiness with travel and comments on the satisfaction from the challenge of this job, I think this industry is ripe for disruption. What do you think is next?

Do you know what’s funny?

Unpopular opinion: I hate it when posts start with the phrase “unpopular opinion.” Just tell us your opinion and 🐠 will determine if it’s popular or not.

You know what sucks?

Only inside jokes on this bowl these days ?

It’s sad that people seek validation on 🐠

Like if you agree.

I can’t believe companies pay millions for me to Google for content.

Remember that Friends episode, when nobody knew what Chandler job actually was?

It took me a few years, but I finally got it… Chandler was a consultant!

What’s the difference between light and hard?
Eventually you can get to sleep with a light on....

My uncle: Who do your work for again?

Me: Deloitte.

My uncle: 🤷🏽‍♂️

Me: They’re in 150 countries. They have 270k employees.

My uncle: So, is it like a Ponzi scheme?

Me: 😞

SME does not stand for Subject Matter Expect, it stands for Someone Missing Emails.

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Carnivorous lunar activities

Share the funniest joke you’ve heard about consultants and/or consultancy.

Doea anyone here actually do standup comedy? Very interested in it and have thought about writing stuffs to try out, but not sure how to start as I don't consider myself super humorous 😊

Best stand-up specials out there? (Old and new)

Honest question, what's the difference between this and the memes bowl

Karen complaining about people derogatorily using the name Karen is the most Karen thing ever.