Remember that Friends episode, when nobody knew what Chandler job actually was?

It took me a few years, but I finally got it… Chandler was a consultant!

Moving to Portland from Chicago as my boyfriend is getting transferred. Any recos on breaking into Wieden & Kennedy? Or any other recommended agencies?

Hi fishes,
I got 13 LPA offer from IBM.
Will IBM revise my offer if i bring 15 LPA offer in coming days?
Considering the time of recession are they revising the offer these days?

Can anyone please help me in the salary range for test lead in Coforge with 9 yrs experience…
Am awaiting HR round and this would really help., thank you

3 years of experience as a corporate lawyer.
Expecting an offer from both Deloitte India and Capgemini.
Deloitte India - Senior Consultant
Capgemini - Associate Consultant

Capgemini has verbally promised me 9 LPA but the offer is yet to be released.
Deloitte India has not yet communicated any offer, neither verbal nor formal.

I am more inclined towards joining Deloitte India as it is a bigger position than Capgemini.

Am I on the right track?

Can someone recommend who I should contact to for a position at Johannes Leonardo?Thanks!

What is job security in hexaware for Devops roles? Anyone please

What is the salary range for software engineer 2b (qa engineer) in ciena and how is the work life balance

Hi fishers,
Please let me know, what band one should expect with 10 yoe in TIAA and what would be the max salary for that band. I would be having negotiation round with TIAA HR in end of this week.

How much time BNP Paribas required to release offer letter after document submission.

How is KPMG Advisory on the Cloud ? Is this more strategy side or tech side ?

Hi Fishes, I received a mail with subject line 'Accenture Recruitment Status - You've made it to our final interview at Accenture!'. What does it mean? As I Have cleared technical aptitude test and technical Interview can I assume this will be an HR round?

What is service line in EY GDS? How Many service lines are there in GDS?

Looking for feedback on employment with Amtrust and/or Plymouth Rock if anyone has experience working for either company in the Casualty Claims department.

Hi Folks,
I got an offer for RPA developer role in DHL GSC. Can u please let me know how good the company is in terms of WLB career growth and other perks. Thanks in advance.

Is it a good time to switch to Deloitte considering all the recent layoffs ? Applying for a manager position in Deloitte Digital , not expecting more than 10% hike from my current salary.
Thank you

ZS 🐠, how often are you at the office vs client site? I’m curious because I’ve heard they don’t travel much

found a role i’m really interested in and came across a post about it from hiring manager with a “reach out if you’re interested”. I’ve got a few connections to the company - is it better to try to go through someone I’m connected with in a different department and try to get referred, or just jump on the hiring manager’s post and reach out to them cold?

Y’all I want to thank you for the tax discussion/questions we have in this bowl. I've been applying it to my job and it's helping. 😄 Of course, everything should be taken with a grain of salt.

Hello All. I have offers from 1. PWC AC Bangalore (Senior Associate) 2. KPMG Assurance & consulting Gurgaon (Senior Manager in Digital Lighthouse) 3. Legato Gurgaon (Sr. Soft. Engg.) Please suggest in terms of WLB, career progression, projects and overall work env. Pwc is giving WFH but not sure how long will it continue for (will it be permanent?) Which amongst these will be a good company to work for at least 3+ years. Pwc AC KPMG Assurance and Consulting Services Legato Health Technologies

I will resign in coming few days. I want my notice period to be reduced from 60 day to say 30days. I am not occupied in client project currently. My question is to whom should I talk to get my notice period reduced? What is the process?

I got an offer from Pwc IAC, HR confirmed over mail that this is a permanent work from home position. But not mentioned in the offer letter.

I got an email confirmation from HR, which simply says "you can work anywhere from India".

I am not willing to relocate to Bangalore, can i trust HR, if anyone working in pwc is aware of such policies please share your inputs.

What are the companies I can switch from Eli Lilly? Can I try for product based companies like Amazon and Uber?

Any advice on massage chairs? I mean legit full body experience, not the iJoy type junk. Really want one, but hard to pull the trigger online & don't know where to go to try them out.

I racked up about $20k in credit card debt due to a confluence of things happening at once (move, school expenses , etc ). I have a fair amount of paper assets but not a much free cash. Assets are down a decent amount with the current market cycle and I’d prefer not to sell them to cover the debt , although they easily could. Any suggestions how to handle the credit card debt without racking up tons of ongoing card interest?

Does anyone know an Immigration Lawyer who also does legal malpractice cases?! My piece of s**** green card lawyer messed up my L1A and I ran out of time with my L1A to sign for a new GC!

Looking for a Freelancer to assist with drafting employment law demand letters or Complaints. Comprehensive templates provided. Message me if interested. Thanks!

I'm a young professional finishing my first year of my career. Last month I opened a brokerage account & invested $4000 in the stock market. I'm planning to invest at at least $2000/month every month now with the goal of creating a passive income stream. Do any of you have experience with a dividend growth strategy? How did you get started?

Is it possible to transfer offices more than once within the same company and LoS?

Home reno financing question. Have a big project coming up in the $120-150k range. Funding sources are:
- 90k from a heloc around prime
- 10k from a credit card that offers promo checks at 2-3% for 12-18 months
- 375k in a brokerage
- 5-6k per month cash that I can put towards the project, loans, or brokerage

I don't want to stop funding the brokerage because my FIRE plan is less numbers based than "hoard like dragon until it's enough" but maybe I should... How would you optimize?

What is your socioeconomic background and how much NW do you consider “enough” to be able to live comfortably?

tfw your cco promises you more money and “forgets” after.

Idk, how dumb are they?

Carnivorous lunar activities

Do you know what’s funny?

Only inside jokes on this bowl these days ?

Share the funniest joke you’ve heard about consultants and/or consultancy.

It’s sad that people seek validation on 🐠

Like if you agree.

Doea anyone here actually do standup comedy? Very interested in it and have thought about writing stuffs to try out, but not sure how to start as I don't consider myself super humorous 😊

Unpopular opinion: I hate it when posts start with the phrase “unpopular opinion.” Just tell us your opinion and 🐠 will determine if it’s popular or not.

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Post your fave comedians - I'll start. Sebastian Maniscalco 🤩

What’s the difference between light and hard?
Eventually you can get to sleep with a light on....

Karen complaining about people derogatorily using the name Karen is the most Karen thing ever.

I can’t believe companies pay millions for me to Google for content.

Honest question, what's the difference between this and the memes bowl

What does it say about me that I was added?🤔🤔🤔🤔
This means the founder knows I'm hilarious ?

My uncle: Who do your work for again?

Me: Deloitte.

My uncle: 🤷🏽‍♂️

Me: They’re in 150 countries. They have 270k employees.

My uncle: So, is it like a Ponzi scheme?

Me: 😞

what if my whole life is a joke?

Best stand-up specials out there? (Old and new)