Remember that Friends episode, when nobody knew what Chandler job actually was?

It took me a few years, but I finally got it… Chandler was a consultant!

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I'm looking at the WENUS and I'm not happy!

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Just looked it up, he was a statistical analysis and data reconfiguration VP, i don’t know what that means, similar to modern day data scientist?

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Hi Fishes,

Can you please let me know if I will get all necessary letters from
CGI if I leave within 6 months. Please provide inputs if you know.

@CGI

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What is the salary range for an associate manager at Tredence having 6 yrs experience

Hi Fishes,

When can we expect back to office. S&P Global

Which company should I join?
Citius tech 25.5 l + 50k bonus or ITC infotech with 23 l or synechrone 24.69 l at 7.8 years of experience.

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Capgemini What is the average yearly hike in Capgemini. I joined as Associate Consultant in July 2022. How much hike should I expect in April 2023.

Hello All,
How is WLB in HCL For UOB client?
Also what is the location of UOB

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Just found out, for SA2 with same roles/responsibilities (same cohort grid), there seems to be about 20k-30k difference between PwC Digital and PwC Labs. I thought we were One P&T??!

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I just got an email from a recruiter from Google!
Omgomgomgomg
He said that the position is in the Bay Area or New York. I haven’t replied the email. I don’t think we can move to those cities, but I don’t want to lose this opportunity. Does anyone know if Google does remote jobs within US?

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Hello All,

What is the role and salary we can expect from ey GDS.

CCTC: 17 LPA
Skill: INFA PC,IICS,Databases (9 YOE)
Offers

CTS : 25 LPA(1 Lacs JB)
Perficient: 26 LPA(NO JB)
Tech Mahindra : 32 LPA(1Lacs JB)

LWD IS IN 2 WEEKS.

Needs your pointers from these all and if selected in EY. How much I can expect.

Thanks.

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Jpmc vs ADP which one is better considering wlb?ADP JPMorgan Chase

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Hi Fishes, I have may questions :)
what's the band structure like from AM to Director at KGS?
Are there any internal bands too, like AM1, AM2, AM3 etc?
What offer (Bands and CTC) can be expected at 10 YoE for IT Compliance and Governance Advisory (current in 23.6 fixed) and what's the upper limit for both of those things (Bands and CTC) at my YoE?

Sorry if too many Qs - Am about to get into a comp discussion. Every bit of info helps.

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Guys I need a help...

My last working day is 26 July and I have an offer from PWC AC Bangalore.
My HR told me that there will be permanent remote work..

So just wanted to confirm with you guys, is that true?

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Hi Everyone what to choose in between Deloitte India and Wolters Kluwer?
Wolters kluwer is paying more than Deloitte.
Techstack-Automation Testing with java and Selenium Wolters Kluwer Deloitte Tata Consultancy

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How is epam systems, bangalore as a company? How is the job security and other benefits? If anybody could help!!

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Hi Everyone,

I interviewed with Infosys Consulting and their were 2 rounds. Post the same, I got a mail from HR stating that I have cleared those and asked me to share documents and fill one form with academic details and expectations.

It has been almost 40 days since I submitted those but HR hasn't called me. Gave them couple of polite reminders over email to which they reply everytime that they'll get back to me next week, however to no avail.

Can you all pls guide on how to proceed. Thanks

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I have an offer from UST global for the Bangalore location. Can anyone please tell me about the work culture and if work from home is going to be continued throughout 2022?

Anyone heard of The Berkeley Partnership?
Small consulting firm, flat structure, better WLB? What kind of work do they do? Interested in finding out their interview process as well.

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If someone gets an offer from IHS, will that person be considered employee of S&P Global or IHS?

As the merger has happened and many people say they are one now.

It is very confusing

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Hey fishes!
I resigned from TCS as a probationer. I am hearing that they stop the pay for notice period. Is it true? If yes, please guide me around any loophole if there are any around this?
Any suggestions are welcome.

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Can anyone share interview experience for the role of Full Stack Developer at McKinsey & Company for  Build by McKinsey?@

Yoe - 3

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Is bell curve still in CTS ? My manager called me and said he's gonna give me 3rd becoz of that.

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Thoughts on CAIA? Difficulty, hours studied, study tips, overall experiences, etc.? I’ll be sitting for Level 1 in September. Currently work in the fund of funds space - moving over to my firm’s hedge fund research team soon so CAIA seemed like a perfect way to get knowledge in the area beforehand. I’m almost one year out of undergrad (econ background) so a lot of the CAIA content is new to me

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Playing tales of arise and took a moment to notice the stars. Anybody notice anything odd?

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How much does a senior manager makes in Tax? NYC area....

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Hi EY folks, anyone from FSO group, have na upcoming interview and want to hear some tips , please DM me, thank you

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Hi. I am a frontend developer (lead software engineer) working primarily on react. I am persuing an online masters in CS and want to shift to AI/ML domain in the upcoming year or 2. Please let me know what career paths are viable and profitable.
YOE: 7
CTC: 42 lpa +12l vested over 4 years
WLB: functional and want to keep it that way!

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Hello, I am going crazy. I am supposed to close on a house on Tuesday. The buyer did not perform an inspection and the lender did not order an appraisal. The lawyer says that everything is good on her hand but I am not sure if she is the deciding factor here. Can a home close without a physical appraisal ? I don’t have a closing time yet, just the date. My realtor reached to the lender and have no heard back.

What is the salary range for TR5 and TR4 band in Thomson Reuters?

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Is Netflix really that prestigious of a company, or are they just included to make FAANG a more appropriate acronym?

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CMT vs CAIA?

I currently work in sales for an asset manager and have an MBA. Would like a designation, one that’s applicable to asset management and has some status/recognition. Appreciate any thoughts or insights. (Also dont want to take CFA)

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If anyone works at a charter without a union, are teachers generally invited into the decision making process at your charter school? Does your school have leadership committees/teams with teacher representatives?

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What is the salary bracket for AM - Talent acquisition at EY GDS?

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Are there any casualties of the Coram/Optum infusion layoffs in the bowl? How is your job search going?

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I want to nerd out and by nerd out I mean join a book club…

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I read many people have got offer from European countries while residing in India. Please share route map with us as well. Humble request ! It’ll help many of us.

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I joined wipro in August month 2021 and i have got appriasal rating also.
Am i eligible for hike in 2022? I haven't received any letter for hike yet

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Best value vacations?

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Does anyone do communications and sustainability work in the same role? Is this a common pairing?

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My uncle: Who do your work for again?

Me: Deloitte.

My uncle: 🤷🏽‍♂️

Me: They’re in 150 countries. They have 270k employees.

My uncle: So, is it like a Ponzi scheme?

Me: 😞

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Hang in there folks

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Do you know what’s funny?

Post your fave comedians - I'll start. Sebastian Maniscalco 🤩

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Idk, how dumb are they?

Honest question, what's the difference between this and the memes bowl

What does it say about me that I was added?🤔🤔🤔🤔
This means the founder knows I'm hilarious ?

Carnivorous lunar activities

Only inside jokes on this bowl these days ?

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Doea anyone here actually do standup comedy? Very interested in it and have thought about writing stuffs to try out, but not sure how to start as I don't consider myself super humorous 😊

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What’s the difference between light and hard?
Eventually you can get to sleep with a light on....

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Best stand-up specials out there? (Old and new)

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grapenuts
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A safe space for stand-up consultants.

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I can’t believe companies pay millions for me to Google for content.

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Karen complaining about people derogatorily using the name Karen is the most Karen thing ever.

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EY as Top 3. 😝

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You know what sucks?

SME does not stand for Subject Matter Expect, it stands for Someone Missing Emails.

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Share the funniest joke you’ve heard about consultants and/or consultancy.

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