Remember that Friends episode, when nobody knew what Chandler job actually was?

It took me a few years, but I finally got it… Chandler was a consultant!

Hi fishes. Currently interviewing with Accenture for the Talent & Organization (T&O) team for the change management profile. Wanted a quick comparison of the work life balance, career progression, perks and benefits compared to EY GDS. Thanks in advance.

Do infosys still ask for 60% throughout academy for experience people as well?

How’s landmark group for data analyst in Banglore? I am in deloitte usi so hesitate to join also what about job security?

Hi CGians,

What is the scope of AEM projects in capgemini?

Anyone from @Tide UK? I’m interviewing for a role and I’d need some help with the prep.

What is average annual hike Simens Technology? I have joined Siemens recently.

What is the notice period at American Express?

Tech Mahindra -- Master card client
Cognizant -- Wells Fargo Client

Which is better to join ? , thanks

Hi Fishes

I have an offer from Reliance Jio at node Js developer and experience is 7.5 years so should i join or not ??

Will globant revise offer letter ? After receiving offer from from globant I got one more offer, but u want to join globant only. Is there any possibility of revising offer letter if I talk with HR.

Any body aware about central excellence in cognizant?

What kind of work does Analyst data science folks in Accenture get to work??

What is the yearly hike cycle @capgemini? And when the variable is paid?

Hi everyone. I'm a FTMBA student graduating this year. I recently received an offer from D as a Sr Consultant for a base salary $120k and sign on $5k. Is this a good deal? I have 3.5 yoe. Any inputs would be great. Thanks.

Reasons not to join HCL ??

Hi All,

Kindly suggest which option to opt for

HCL 27LPA with 15% VP
TCS 22LPA with 2.5L VP

I know there are more difference with Salary in HCL but I am worried about Job Security and Work as I have already reached 12 plus of experience as .Net Developer. I am planning to settle down for few years. Kindly suggest which option to opt for.

Have a pre-MBA interview with BCG in the next couple of weeks. Best way to prepare for the cases? Is there a firm-specific style?

Curious what other junior associates at PR agencies are making off the bat? I earned my master’s degree last year and accepted a JA role for $36K. Recently, my salary was adjusted to $40K due to having been on the lower end of the pay spectrum for my role. Wondering if my new salary is more aligned with others at my level.

Anyone know any places hiring designers in PDX? 🙂

Looking for a referral at Deloitte, PwC, and BCG! In my senior year of undergrad with extensive consulting/healthcare/analytics experience.

Random question for anyone who has ever exchanged/gotten a replacement away travel suitcase. Is there any flexibility to get a different color? My interior zipper broke and I stopped in a store to ask if they do repairs and they said to bring it in and they’ll just replace it. I wouldn’t hate switching the color but feel weird asking for some reason

Potentially dumb question here: I am starting law school soon and will not be employed (net income of $0 assuming I don’t get a good summer internship next summer). Does it make sense for me to sell my personal investments next year (assuming my income will still be zero) so I’m paying a 0% capital gains tax rate? I’d just rebuy all of the same stocks immediately… am I missing something?

How stressful is it to work in a call center? It seems to me that the supervisors would be the micromanaging sort

I’m 35, and going on a first date. Thinking about bringing her flowers. Yea on No? And what would be the perception?

What do you do to increase the chance of your content going viral?

My dream was always to have a Range Rover, now that I'm at the level to own one, I think it's hilarious. What was your dream car?

Like for like so I can DM

STL bbs where you at?

Job Hopping. I changed jobs quickly and am now considering another quick move, what are thoughts. Concerns. Does it look bad? If it is going to propel my career, should I worry?

Hi Folks - agency vs in-house - pros and cons - go!

Between two offers, "Associate Principal" for m&a consulting in the Healthcare industry vs a Director at a F300 company doing M&A and Partnerships. Consulting pays about 50k more. What does the future look like in consulting? I am a bit nervous jumping from from "industry side" to the "consulting side".

PwC or EY Houston Tax?

Currently working as a mid weight AD in Amsterdam, thinking about making the jump to NY. Thoughts on whether it’s worth it?
And how much is the average wage at this level?
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Hi Fishes,

Please share Barclays designation hierarchy with salary bracket.

Hi all! As part of joining formalities, Barclays requires the document showing epfo linked with Aadhar. I have not linked aadhar with epfo. Only pan linked. Is there any alternatives available?
Also I tried aadhar seeding in Umang app, that too didnt work.

I can’t believe companies pay millions for me to Google for content.

Do you know what’s funny?

What does it say about me that I was added?🤔🤔🤔🤔
This means the founder knows I'm hilarious ?

Post your fave comedians - I'll start. Sebastian Maniscalco 🤩

SME does not stand for Subject Matter Expect, it stands for Someone Missing Emails.

It’s sad that people seek validation on 🐠

Like if you agree.

Karen complaining about people derogatorily using the name Karen is the most Karen thing ever.

Only inside jokes on this bowl these days ?

What’s the difference between light and hard?
Eventually you can get to sleep with a light on....

Unpopular opinion: I hate it when posts start with the phrase “unpopular opinion.” Just tell us your opinion and 🐠 will determine if it’s popular or not.

Idk, how dumb are they?

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You know what sucks?

what if my whole life is a joke?

Honest question, what's the difference between this and the memes bowl

My uncle: Who do your work for again?

Me: Deloitte.

My uncle: 🤷🏽‍♂️

Me: They’re in 150 countries. They have 270k employees.

My uncle: So, is it like a Ponzi scheme?

Me: 😞

Share the funniest joke you’ve heard about consultants and/or consultancy.

Best stand-up specials out there? (Old and new)

Carnivorous lunar activities

Doea anyone here actually do standup comedy? Very interested in it and have thought about writing stuffs to try out, but not sure how to start as I don't consider myself super humorous 😊