Honest question, what's the difference between this and the memes bowl

Whats the average increment ubs provides as appraisals?

My flex time has been greatly reduced. I now will teach each day, all day. Tips for getting everything done? I don't have an assistant or other help. How do I manage the collection, EBOB team, yearbook, spelling bee, computers, and webpage (plus catalog, shelve, and repair books), run morning announcements, do lunch and carline duty, bookfairs, MTSS meetings, etc?

Anyone here from FFO Consulting ?
Please DM.

What will be an approximate I hand for 12.93L Package. Where 1.1L is bonus

What is work mode right now? WFH or Hybrid?? Any notice from Novartis about initiation of its onboarding process at office?

Fishes, what was the annual hike this year? And was the variable pay maxed out?

Currently preparing for a final round case interview at the director level for a CVS Health graduate summer internship. Any tips or things I should look out for/emphasize? First time making a final round. Thanks in advance.

Hi,
Can anyone tell me what kind of questions to expect in the 2nd round of interview with BCG Gamma for Predictive Analytics?

In the 1st round of interview, I was asked ML questions and basic Modelling approach on 2 cases.

It’s such an unsettling feeling to want to hear from someone and not want to at the same time. I’m shocked I haven’t thrown my phone against a wall. My mind wants a Rage Room but my body is exhausted and just wants sleep.

What are some of the better L&E group in biglaw?

Can someone walk through a general day-to-day if an in-house employment lawyer? Thanks in advance!

Where can I get a great money clip? All prices and styles are welcome

Need rec for good hair dresser for Asian hair. Definition of good: the type of barbers who takes into consideration what your hair will look like 3 months after your visit. (Some haircut ceased to look good after 2 weeks if the barber is not experienced)

Hi Fishes,

Do these 2 points in the JD allude to modelling requirements?

• Prepare transaction specific and marketing materials (teasers, information memorandum, pitch books, corporate profiles, and industry data and analyses)

• Perform in-depth company and industry research supporting specific client engagements and marketing opportunities

Manager level, looking to exit soon. M&A experience predominantly. Any tips on where to look first (or “how” to look, LinkedIn kinda sucks) and roles? Preferable compensation around $180-200k, otherwise why leave (not miserable, just exploring options) Any/all ideas welcome.

Any CAA or tax expert here?

Do you know what’s funny?

Unpopular opinion: I hate it when posts start with the phrase “unpopular opinion.” Just tell us your opinion and 🐠 will determine if it’s popular or not.

You know what sucks?

Only inside jokes on this bowl these days ?

It’s sad that people seek validation on 🐠

Like if you agree.

I can’t believe companies pay millions for me to Google for content.

Remember that Friends episode, when nobody knew what Chandler job actually was?

It took me a few years, but I finally got it… Chandler was a consultant!

What’s the difference between light and hard?
Eventually you can get to sleep with a light on....

My uncle: Who do your work for again?

Me: Deloitte.

My uncle: 🤷🏽‍♂️

Me: They’re in 150 countries. They have 270k employees.

My uncle: So, is it like a Ponzi scheme?

Me: 😞

SME does not stand for Subject Matter Expect, it stands for Someone Missing Emails.

Post your fave comedians - I'll start. Sebastian Maniscalco 🤩

what if my whole life is a joke?

What does it say about me that I was added?🤔🤔🤔🤔
This means the founder knows I'm hilarious ?

Carnivorous lunar activities

Share the funniest joke you’ve heard about consultants and/or consultancy.

Doea anyone here actually do standup comedy? Very interested in it and have thought about writing stuffs to try out, but not sure how to start as I don't consider myself super humorous 😊

Let’s start a story: Carl Bernstein, Deepak Chopra and Beyoncé sit at a table in the back of the smoky bar, tucked into the shadows. “Did you bring it?!” Beyonce stammered, nervously smoking a..

Idk, how dumb are they?