Unpopular opinion: I hate it when posts start with the phrase “unpopular opinion.” Just tell us your opinion and 🐠 will determine if it’s popular or not.

How do you manage the stress and anxiety around billables? I feel like there’s no happy medium. You’re either smashing your targets but stressed and overwhelmed with the workload or you’re anxious that you’re not hitting targets. The job would be so much more enjoyable without them!

Tcs Hr has said to me that you will receive welcome mail by today EOD. What time frame I can expect the mail.

My friend close friend just got an offer for senior at another firm. 13k more than me 🥴

Can some one tell me how will Capgemini pay variable pay amount? Is it quarterly once or Yearly once?

Hi guys,
Currently working as Penetration testing for service based company for Apple Inc as client.
How much can I expect for 2 year of experience.
Current: 7Lpa

Since disconnecting with past stories my reality has drastically bent. My stories programmed my reality, attracting what I told myself I was/wasn't.

Anyone think that they've become more materialistic in this industry?

Is there a "too old" stage to pursue a master's? Currently 25, 3 YOE

What are the testing based client projects in Accenture which has API automation and new automation testing tools.

Hi All,

I am looking for a new opportunity on ITSM domain accross India on an immediate basis. Please let me know in case you can extend any help.


Prompt response is appreciated

Hey bowls, how much CTC can be expected at MTS4 at netapp after being promoted from MTS3.

What’s the salary for S2 audit NYC?

Inhand salary in ibm for 13 lpa fix ?

Deloitte vs Accenture Workday practice.

Which one is better in terms of culture, projects and WLB

Does it make sense to take a pay cut if given a chance to join the corp dev team of a growing company? Currently a manager in Fdd

Hi All,

Looking for a switch in SAP MM CONSULTANT, any one can refer me 3+ years of yoe.
Location -pune.

Thanks

Has anyone moved to ireland or visited for a long period of time. A role is opening up there and I have the potential to move. What are some things that I should consider. Currently live in SF, CA

McKinsey consultants- I remember hearing that you have a different comp model from most firms (where title and pay aren't necessarily linked). Does anyone mind elaborating?

Post your fave comedians - I'll start. Sebastian Maniscalco 🤩

You know what sucks?

I can’t believe companies pay millions for me to Google for content.

Honest question, what's the difference between this and the memes bowl

Only inside jokes on this bowl these days ?

Idk, how dumb are they?

What does it say about me that I was added?🤔🤔🤔🤔
This means the founder knows I'm hilarious ?

what if my whole life is a joke?

It’s sad that people seek validation on 🐠

Like if you agree.

What’s the difference between light and hard?
Eventually you can get to sleep with a light on....

Remember that Friends episode, when nobody knew what Chandler job actually was?

It took me a few years, but I finally got it… Chandler was a consultant!

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My uncle: Who do your work for again?

Me: Deloitte.

My uncle: 🤷🏽‍♂️

Me: They’re in 150 countries. They have 270k employees.

My uncle: So, is it like a Ponzi scheme?

Me: 😞

SME does not stand for Subject Matter Expect, it stands for Someone Missing Emails.

Carnivorous lunar activities

Share the funniest joke you’ve heard about consultants and/or consultancy.

Doea anyone here actually do standup comedy? Very interested in it and have thought about writing stuffs to try out, but not sure how to start as I don't consider myself super humorous 😊

Let’s start a story: Carl Bernstein, Deepak Chopra and Beyoncé sit at a table in the back of the smoky bar, tucked into the shadows. “Did you bring it?!” Beyonce stammered, nervously smoking a..