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My boss refuses to take my advice and update our website, which is stuck in the 2010s. Why hire a marketer if you won't allow any changes to our marketing?

Dear Friends, I am looking for an IT Project Manager job. Let me know if you have any opening for this role. Work experience: I have 13years of experience in the IT industry.

Key Skills: Project Management, Customers and stakeholders management, worked on Cloud migration project, worked on new customer transition, Transitioning project to BAU,IT operations

Technical Skills : AWS, Azure, VMware, Windows Server 2012/2016/2019

Have had several stays from a random person credit to my account (somehow my number seems to be connected to their reservations and name is very similar). Am I obliged to notify the hotel program?

Hi Fishes,

I'm looking for Guidewire Testing QA Job and TOSCA Automation.

I worked as functional tester in Guidewire application. Also worked in TOSCA and developed UI, DB, PDF scripts validation. 

Serving in notice period. Any vacancy is there, Kindly provide a reference

YOE: 6 years

Tech stack: Manual testing Guidewire Application, Automation testing (TOSCA)

LWD: 29-Dec-2022

If any vacancy or referral, Kindly ping me

I’m a rising sophomore studying finance at Indiana University. Im currently applying for investment management internships for the 2023 summer but I haven’t fully decided what path of investment management I want to pursue. My two interests are either Equity Research or Sales and Trading. If anyone is currently in an analyst role like this or has been in the past can you comment your experience with it and what overall made you decide this job was for you?

Has anyone taken the CFE exam? How did it go? Was it hard? Gow did you prepare?

Anyone else hate case studies. I understand what they are trying to assess, but I don’t feel they are the best measurement of ones ability to problem solve. I don’t have a solution though, so I’m really just complaining.

“business advice: open the attachment” -RHONY playing in background

CIPD vs. SHRM?

How long does the SocGen HR take to get back after documents submission?
Is there a possibility that they do not get back?

If you work in PR: what is your salary and how many years of experience do you have?

Has anyone seen the movie Spotlight? It made me think again about the passion to find the perfect news, the one that would be really helpful and necessary to society.

I am in the process of IVF due to my husband's male factor infertility. I am so grateful for the benefits that EY provides and wanted to know if there is any consideration for reevaluating those benefits? We know that IVF is incredibly expensive and for some of us, having children is a top priority. Does anyone know where or how we can petition for enhanced or shared benefits? I have ideas.

The best brand of coffee is...

I haven’t watched drag race before but I’m curious to learn more. Do you all have a favorite season or a season you recommend I start with?

Hey friends, I've been in sales for over ten years in retail/ hospitality.

I'm focusing my efforts to make a switch into tech sales and id like to work for AWS.

I completed a tech sales bootcamp and have purchased a couple books on sales methodology, more so enhancing sales + active listening skills.

If anybody would be willing to chat! I'd love more insight on roles Within AWS tech sales.

Care for a quick dm chat?

What should a Campaign Manager salary be in NYC?

I'm currently Working at ntt data business solutions. I'm quite underpaid with about 57k goal salary. - 52k fix and 5k Bonus. With 3years expierence in sap consulting mm/ sd 5 years as a key User in a DAX Company and a M.Sc. in IT Mamagement.
I'm thining about apply for a job at the SAP directly or going into a supply chain role.
My goal is a good work life Balance, traveling at least 1 time a Month international and a salary of about 85k.
Any Suggestion?

I can’t believe companies pay millions for me to Google for content.

SME does not stand for Subject Matter Expect, it stands for Someone Missing Emails.

Idk, how dumb are they?

Do you know what’s funny?

Only inside jokes on this bowl these days ?

Karen complaining about people derogatorily using the name Karen is the most Karen thing ever.

My uncle: Who do your work for again?

Me: Deloitte.

My uncle: 🤷🏽‍♂️

Me: They’re in 150 countries. They have 270k employees.

My uncle: So, is it like a Ponzi scheme?

Me: 😞

Remember that Friends episode, when nobody knew what Chandler job actually was?

It took me a few years, but I finally got it… Chandler was a consultant!

Doea anyone here actually do standup comedy? Very interested in it and have thought about writing stuffs to try out, but not sure how to start as I don't consider myself super humorous 😊

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Unpopular opinion: I hate it when posts start with the phrase “unpopular opinion.” Just tell us your opinion and 🐠 will determine if it’s popular or not.

Share the funniest joke you’ve heard about consultants and/or consultancy.

It’s sad that people seek validation on 🐠

Like if you agree.

Post your fave comedians - I'll start. Sebastian Maniscalco 🤩

What’s the difference between light and hard?
Eventually you can get to sleep with a light on....

Honest question, what's the difference between this and the memes bowl

What does it say about me that I was added?🤔🤔🤔🤔
This means the founder knows I'm hilarious ?