Hang in there folks

When is bonus paid. If someone resigns and serve notice period in Dec, will they be getting bonus?

Hi , I have joined IBM 20 days back, got rejected in two client interviews till now ,the interview was full deeper . From last 1 week there is no update from anyone. Worried about the future. Had another offer from cognizant which I got before Joining IBM but it has 30% less CTC and the joining date is 26 dec

Any idea what is the best decision to take. Can I stay here on bench for long time
Tech stack - spark,Scala,Hadoop,hive

Is Deloitte USI specifically in Oracle Cloud Technology, Is it doing layoffs? Level Senior Consultant

Is it too late to get a tech job now if I graduate next semester in may? applied for many software engineer roles in nyc but haven’t heard back

Completely irrelevant still imp for me

Pls advise if someone can

After 8 yrs of relationship he is saying parents are not agree cannot marry....till yesterday he was like I'll never leave you..now he wants to break everything

I can't imager my life without him..what should I do

No one can feel my pain..pls don't make fun of me..

How can you gauge whether a LMM pe shop with limited past employees has a good culture or not? I’m interviews with a few but feel like I have no clue if itll be sweaty, chill, etc. What questions can I ask to get insight into this?

I currently working as project coordinator (on-site) for 3 months 10hrs everyday with package $75k, I want to move to remote or hybrid work but I only have 8 months of experience from my previous employer and I have completed my master's in construction management in 2021. Should I stay in my role a bit longer to gain experience or I am not able to find remote or hybrid matching my profile. Your advice and comments are much appreciated.

What's the average pay for a Lead Specialist role? (Non tech)

Toronto :) 🔥🔥🔥

Would your perspective and/or stay at a Big4 have changed if they changed their comp model? I.e. those people who worked a ton of hours during the year were paid much more (say via bonuses like in IB)

PU Office
I dont understand this Routematic regulation of not allowing female employees to use the front seats of the car

But they are okay to stuff a female on the backseat with 2 males

I find this regulation very offensive, and faced it for the second time this week

Is there an official bowl for Alvarez & Marsal?

Please share link

what’s it like being a specialist in digital transformation? i added this to my goal sheet and wonder how i can get experience in it, considering it requires experience

Post your fave comedians - I'll start. Sebastian Maniscalco 🤩

I can’t believe companies pay millions for me to Google for content.

Unpopular opinion: I hate it when posts start with the phrase “unpopular opinion.” Just tell us your opinion and 🐠 will determine if it’s popular or not.

Do you know what’s funny?

Only inside jokes on this bowl these days ?

Share the funniest joke you’ve heard about consultants and/or consultancy.

Best stand-up specials out there? (Old and new)

what if my whole life is a joke?

You know what sucks?

Remember that Friends episode, when nobody knew what Chandler job actually was?

It took me a few years, but I finally got it… Chandler was a consultant!

What’s the difference between light and hard?
Eventually you can get to sleep with a light on....

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Carnivorous lunar activities

SME does not stand for Subject Matter Expect, it stands for Someone Missing Emails.

It’s sad that people seek validation on 🐠

Like if you agree.

My uncle: Who do your work for again?

Me: Deloitte.

My uncle: 🤷🏽‍♂️

Me: They’re in 150 countries. They have 270k employees.

My uncle: So, is it like a Ponzi scheme?

Me: 😞

What does it say about me that I was added?🤔🤔🤔🤔
This means the founder knows I'm hilarious ?

Honest question, what's the difference between this and the memes bowl