Perspiration + inspiration + thirst trap = LinkedIn?

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If you showed me the picture and gave me a thousand guesses how it tied to the words of the post, I wouldn’t come close.

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Yeah my guess would have been that she wanted to show us she works out at the gym

LinkedIn feed is looking more like my Instagram feed each passing day.

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Facebook for sure

The lonely road of the Founder and Entrepreneur...

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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

Quoting yourself as if you just quoted some profound thought leader.

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LI a cringe exists beyond LI

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Someone send me this. I hope this wasn’t on LinkedIn! But good for them.

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They started off fine but then turned LinkedIn real quick

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on the way to an interview this morning eating a sandwich. I walked past a homeless man who had a stray cat perched on his lap. He asked for a bite of sandwich to feed them both as they hadn’t eaten in days. I gave the whole sandwich over and headed off to the interview. As I got to the interview room there was a large executive chair facing away from me. The chair turned and on top was a mirror. When looking in the mirror I could see the cat. I am the cat. Truly inspirational when you work hard

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Not Cringey at all but interested to see where this goes…

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This one is going to make some of y’all mad, but it’s so annoyingly unnecessary. The most irritating part is “is it a shirt day or a skirt day”…. Like women don’t wear shirts with skirts and men don’t wear shirts with pants. Shirts and skirts are not mutually exclusive. I’ll just leave this here.

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Out of all the things that didn’t happen this week, this didn’t happen the most.

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Had to do it! Oldie but it sums it up🤣

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Incoming (job title) vs ex (company name).
Which one is more cringe?

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Full disclosure, I didn’t read past the first sentence.

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Every 4th person in my feed on LinkedIn is now an astro expert and posting facts from Wikipedia on James Webb image of stars and galaxies.

One even baked pancakes for his kids to celebrate it.

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Cringe. Finding an excuse to pose a pic of herself. Also, Jean skirt: faux pas.

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A fair number of how these random connection requests go.

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This is how I feel!!!

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Because empathy makes you the ✨️ star✨️ amongst your team!

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