Pls fix urself, thx.

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My first year a partner sent an angry email that said "Pls proofred!"

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I accepted his redlines and sent it back to my partner. He corrected his redlines and demanded to see the changes. 🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️😅ok el jefe

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I don’t think they’ll notice

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How’d you get a picture of me at one of my meetings?! 😅

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I've been there

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Yup

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I feel this in my bones

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We've been there. It's like finding a grain of salt in a sack of rice. Hahaha.

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