Still thinking about how a couple months ago i got so obliterated i started trying to speak Spanish w my Uber driver even after he told me he was not in fact Latino but Iranian to which i replied that my uncle knew someone who had been part of the hostage crisis 🫢

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You sound like a bit of a jerk 🤔

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KPMG no offense but are you missing the part where i was extremely drunk? That's usually when people don't keep thoughts to themselves

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Cool dude! Are you sharing this because you’re proud of yourself or seeking for advice?
For the latter, I would recommend you socialize yourself and seek professional help to gain some experience in diversity and social awareness because just based off your story and the fact that you took time out of your day to share this shows that you are arrogant, ignorant, and have too much time on your hands.

Hope this helps! 😊

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Well, doesn’t look like anyone has similar drunk stories of them being “dumb”, and sorry to hear you’re having a shitty day at work.

But I still think you lack the understanding between what is socially considered amusing versus one that is barbarous. Hence why you sound ignorant because you simply just can’t comprehend what I was saying.

And don’t be such a drama queen, you don’t have to be a sober church goer to be considered cultivated, you can still drink and have fun without being so callous.

My only advice for you was to socialize yourself so you can understand diversity and social awareness, that is all. Maybe learn how to accept constructive criticism as well?

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