Confession - I left federal consulting and into commercial because I can do drugs without worrying about my clearance. Thanks for coming to my tedtalk

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Not gonna pretend like I don’t envy this a teensy-tiny bit. 😑

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🧐I don’t remember doing this 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️.

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*Insurance/LS clients have entered the chat*

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👀👀👀

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