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Terrifying…

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This happened on every flight I was on when I lived in Italy. Even the one where we sat on the tarmac for over an hour in July when they powered it down to save fuel, so there was no air conditioning, and a passenger passed out from hear exhaustion and had to be evacuated by paramedics. Fun times!

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Omg. This literally happened on my flight today. And it was a totally uneventful flight - no delay, maintenance issues, or turbulence.

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Used to happen in almost all transatlantic flights. Not so ouch anymore.

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I joined capgemini on aug 19 2021 but no appraisal has happened till now.
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Sometimes when two memes collide, the results are annoying. (Sourced from the grams).

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