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The caption, although cliche, didn’t really make me cringe but the photos? Super cringe 😬

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Is that a stain or a pokey

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When did LinkedIn become a runway for people to play dress up? I promise you, no one gives a sh*t about your new outfit of the day 🫠

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Maybe the wrong bowl but why are recruiters so attractive all the time? Does that play a role in candidates responding lol?

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How smart. I bet her DMs will flood with thirsty guys. Now, she'll be able to sort by occupation.

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People who are desperate for attention do desperate things.

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When Hinge and Bumble aren't giving results and you need to check the guys' jobs and earning potential quick...

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Knowing the deadline for CBS regular round got extended, is there still chance to get in with above average stats and good story? This covid got me thinking that MBA might be a good option rn

Or all the spots all filled already? Can folks help pitch in

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माफ़ी_माँग_ओबामा (In response to Obama’s comments on Rahul Gandhi)

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Anyone haves OB/GYN in the Chicagoland area you would suggest? Looking for west suburbs, Elmhurst, Lombard area. Thanks!

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Paypal Hello, I've been offered Data engineer /Software Engineer at PayPal, india.

How's the company doing, is it profitable? Bit skeptical about the recent layoffs at PayPal.

Any data engineers at PayPal around? Whats your thoughts, how's the team doing and how would be the growth?

YOE - 5 TC offered : 19 Base +10k RSU (3 years)

TC seems to be a lowball, but that's their budget, no scope of negotiation.

Is it worth joining paypal

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Friends Nasdaq , Cardinal health, Hitachi vantara and Anz . Can someone help me with best out of these companies based on your experience?

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Anybody doing something fun this weekend?

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My boss hasn't been teaching me anything new and I've been left out of meetings with agency partners. Is it possible that she's not helping me grow on purpose?

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Thank you all for existing on Fishbowl and for being such a supportive community. It’s been a difficult year, but at the end of the day, I’m glad to have people to commiserate/celebrate with ❤️🙂❤️

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Hi,

What role I can expect for 6.8yoe developer??

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Hello Fishes, I am on my notice period with 20 days remaining. Having Total YOE as 6 years in Insurance Broking and claims. Looking for opportunities in operations (Back office, Middle office and front office). Please let me know if any openings available for me. Also ex cognizant employee.

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Anyone in PwC's CMAAS practice care to share their experience. Thinking about transferring from audit.

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Anyone else finding it really hard to care about super bowl commercials this year? They feel like a relic from another time to me.

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How many days before joining date does Sigmoid Analytics sends laptop to employees?

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Recently started my role as a Wealth Management Specialist, does anyone have any tips or insight on what I should do to make the most out of my role? What are ways to go above and beyond in order to make the most compensation?

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Family luddites ask about my work and immediately behave annoyed when I start to answer.

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How is TCS indore ? What is the level of projects there ? What about travel opportunities in the projects in TCS indore.Tata consultancy sevices

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Hello all,
Looking for a consultant position in healthcare consulting. I have an MBA with 5 years in the healthcare industry, 7+ years of strategic program/project management and I’m am lean six sigma green belt certified. Know of any companies currently hiring? (I am willing to travel. )

Feel free to PM me to further discuss.

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Hi Fish, this is regarding the ITS Accreditation Program. Is anyone attending the same in Mumbai. Have a few query

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works at KPMG

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Conversation Starter

Is salary credited for KGS today or will it be tomorw

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How hard is it to move from L4 to L5 in finance and how long does it take? Google

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Why is this on LinkedIn? What does this have to do with networking and the workplace and careers? It feels like people are just using LinkedIn for a Facebook replacement...

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works at Booz Allen Hamilton

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Incoming (job title) vs ex (company name).
Which one is more cringe?

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LinkedIn is going full boomer-Facebook complete with pictures of a computer screen rather than a screenshot or “share” 😐 comments were fun too.

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Dear fishes,

If you are hungry, eat.

Be Brave!

Sincerely,
The greatest vice president of this bowl.

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a Senior Consultant

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Do we think this is what all partners are thinking?

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a Senior Business Analyst

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Visual Storyteller

And now.. let me take a selfie!

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a Senior Consultant

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No, you’re not. Better yourself.

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Eugene Mirman is very funny.

(15) Eugene Mirman | LinkedIn

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This is the very definition of privilege

Able to post something so absurdly wrong (Google PMs in the comments explaining that she transferred ladders when she switched jobs internally, hence pay change)

Able to become a product manager at Google and STILL not comprehend how misleading the race aggregation stat is “Black women make 58 cents to every $1 a white man makes!” not taking into account job choice and individual opportunity.

..all while the comments are filled with blind support

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The LinkedIn headers have gone too far now

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on the way to an interview this morning eating a sandwich. I walked past a homeless man who had a stray cat perched on his lap. He asked for a bite of sandwich to feed them both as they hadn’t eaten in days. I gave the whole sandwich over and headed off to the interview. As I got to the interview room there was a large executive chair facing away from me. The chair turned and on top was a mirror. When looking in the mirror I could see the cat. I am the cat. Truly inspirational when you work hard

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They started off fine but then turned LinkedIn real quick

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y’all doing too much on LinkedIn… comparing having a baby to paying off debt. Great accomplishment but wtf is this post??? It’s so long I’ll have to include second part in another photo

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Because empathy makes you the ✨️ star✨️ amongst your team!

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Quite literally the worst thing i’ve ever seen

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https://www.seattletimes.com/business/gravity-payments-ceo-dan-price-resigns/ what are we going to do without this guy, he’s the cringe master general

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Not every person in the comments saying how great of a parent they are

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Orrr, mgybe the CD nevrer respgnded beacujase it wasr painjjfully hacky and ccorrrnball?

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I don’t think this was hyperbolic. but I’m having a hard time believing it’s not satire 🥲. Is this cringey??

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“I used to be rich, but I sold all my stock so now I’m poor like you guys!” is a new one

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