The lion does not concern himself with billable hour goals

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The lion is going to be PIPed, get back to work.

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PIPs haven’t been given out in years. Just straight firings now, no warning

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People who worry about billable goals are low performers

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This guy gets it

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Ok

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Put the brown down man

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Lmfao

Yep, unless your company starts enforcing them via promotion cutoffs for missed budgets. Then the lion bills while doing laundry, taking a daily walk and ofc… sitting on the throne.

It’s amazing how productive a lion looks when the jungle starts keeping score.

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