The two sexiest words in the English language: pls fix

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“Meeting cancelled”

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As an accountant I’d have to say “it’s immaterial” would be the sexy one

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In construction it’s “erection drawings”

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Indeed they are

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As a PM, I would have though “Change Order” would be sexy.

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Thx😈🧐

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“Merit Bonus”

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