Things I dream about doing but would never do IRL. But someone did! 💀💀💀

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Lolololololll Florida ? Has to be …

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Definitely Florida

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Hahaha. The response I got to a subpoena I sent last week ended "PS You can kiss my ass"

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Thirteenth judicial circuit - Hillsborough county 🙃

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