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Does anyone know about the IAAP diploma in IFRS?

IAAP is an awarding body in UK.

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Will a person who cleared IFRS from IAAP have same value as a person who cleared IFRS from ACCA?

Thanks in advance

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Smart Connected Products team within Industry-X of Accenture Capability Network is looking for folks with relevant work experience (Consulting, Connected Products and Platforms, Product Management, Innovation, Urban Mobility, Smart Cities etc.) of 8+ years (including pre-MBA experience) for executive positions - Level 7 & above.

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