To those of you who constantly reply with “F” to every post, are you employed?

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Ya’ll I legit thought it meant F for “Fail.” I’m showing my age. Thank you for clarifying this for me!

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It just means we're following. The "subscribe to post" option doesn't work (for me at least).

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They are just trying to pay respects.

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Can’t get that thought out of my head every thread

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Is this still available?

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Yeah it’s not “first” lol. Just people who want to be notified of replies

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Buncha sarcastic f@cks we are!!!

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Ran to the comments to see if there were a bunch of Fs….

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