Today's lesson.

The following statement is not privileged.

"You, sir, are a jerk."

The following statement is privileged.

"In my legal opinion, you, sir, are a jerk."

Happy Monday everyone.

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And now you have an attorney-client relationship with that jerk and cannot take matters adverse to them without a waiver or sending a termination letter.

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