Today's middle seat occupant is manspreading at a 90° angle - touching both my and the aisle-seat's legs. He's also sticking his elbows out on both armrests so that we touch him if we sit upright...

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Just landed. We snuggled instead.

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Say excuse me but we all would like to be comfortable for this flight. Would you mind respecting my personal space based on the seat width of the plane???? 😊

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Oof. I defer inside armrest to the middle seat... But have some restraint haha

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Was he cute ??

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Not as bad as the guy who kept putting his used toothpicks on the middle armrest (business class, so only 2 seats, and 1 armrest in the middle). He also had a plethora of SIM cards. It was an international flight. HOW MANY TOOTHPICKS DO YOU NEED TO USE!?!?

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A2: that is pure nightmare fuel. I physically shuddered.

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Snuggled?

But seriously, what do you do when this happens? Wish flight attendants would take this on and help us out!

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