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Wesley’s school for girls. It was equal parts cult and advertising!
Gather round kids
Two ways: 1. Develop some kind of self-help program with multiple “levels” that promises professional success and personal fulfillment (they will both stop mattering at some point).
2. Find out all there is to know about Buddhism and create your own offshoot. If you build it they will come. NYC guitar school is great btw.
Rising Star
Start an MLM company, same diff.
Also, please detail how my guitar and fringe jacket plays into this MLM. Go!
You good. Rajneesh dude was over 50 I think. Anyway, interest peaked. How do you get cult members? Is that like a sales funnel thing?
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The cult my relatives were in was started by a woman in her 40s. So once you age out of advertising you’re right in the lane.
ACD1 Thank you! This is the kind thinking I was asking for. Off to design a logo and rent a cabin.
Ad life will definitely aid in creating a cult life. As for age you’ll simply just be born again. You’ve even got a bucket of ad lingo to co-opt. Marketecture and Tissue Sessions fits right in with Compulsions Analysis/ The Process
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Unpopular account opinion: this ain’t gonna land with the clients, but it’s your creative not mine
ECD1 that’s the question. Ironic, I know. I spent a lifetime in marketing but am at a loss as I try to grow my following. So far it’s just a few lonely drifters and a guy I recently reconnected with after we were both not invited to our 30th. Probably need some help with social and SEO. Any volunteers?
Advertising is a cult.
Havas 1 Not helpful. Think! Get back to me in an hour.
Rising Star
How old? 29?
The BBDO Cult. Unsuspecting. Bad Boys Do Old Cult
Meh. Keep going.
Might be a good avenue for some tax breaks too
Hey gang, thanks for all the great thinking here. It feels like we’re getting closer but def need some more ideas on the wall. I’m going to need you to stay late tonight and really crank so we can have productive Sunday.
Really appreciate it and I promise it will be worth it when you achieve enlightenment or whatever.
In the words of every CD I’ve ever had: Keep going!
You are now my mortal enemy
Also we need a name for this thing. Thoughts?
Sounds like you want to be "The Dude". Where can I sign over my life's savings?