Totally odd not work question: do you full on stand to wipe your poop?

I just discovered my spouse and one of my teenage kids does this and I find it bananas. Lol. I just lean forward and wipe.

So I figured anonymous answers might be found here. What do y’all do?

How are you handling annual physicals? Are you starting to schedule them as normal?

What tricks do you guys have to keep you focused for bursts of time? I feel like as soon as I start something, I go back and forth between it and whatever else pops into my mind. Any suggestions are welcomed.

What is the typical timeline on hearing back from a recruiter at Kearney after referral is out in?

Hi Fishes,

I am a chartered accountant with 5 years of experience in Financial planning and Analysis with MNC in India.. generally what is the range of compensation I can expect in Dubai

Hi all

My joining will be on 19th Dec for Bangalore location Prestige Trade Tower. I'm looking for guys who need room partner. I'm ready to spend 10-15k for sharing in a rented apartment/house.

Please let me as soon as possible. Thanks

I can still opt for Pune location if somebody living in Pune.

i am looking for data scientist role, i have done only email spam and phishing detection project , i have done PGP course in same ,i joined one of the service company 3 months back , still project not assigned yet , kindly refer for suitable product company, DM me to share resume

Is MD in Accenture worth the hassle? Is it the same as say Partner in Deloitte? Not sure how it compares in compensation package, scope of impact, prestige etc? I am new to Accenture

I am soon going to join PWC SDC. Can current employees comment on WLB and job security?

Any recommendations for legal recruiters in the New England region, specifically Maine?

My mom received an Oculus for Christmas and loves Beat Saber. Does anyone have other game recommendations I can share with her?

Hi Peps

Which online course /certification would you recommend as a functional consultant / business analyst/ IT analyst to undergo where there is a good chance we could get upgraded.
Infor EAM

1. Great lakes business analyst and data science
2. Great lakes product management
3. Great lakes management program
4. BITS online management program
5. Insiad
And others of your own choice

Hello Fishes, I have a Job offer from Cisco and Verizon(VDSI).

Cisco CTC - 16.2LPA , Fixed - 15.1LPA - Cisco TAC role.

Verizon data services llc - CTC 18LPA , Fixed - 16.1LPA

YOE - 6.5 Years
CCTC - 7.2 LPA
Tech - Networking and Security

Conflicted between both as I believe Cisco has a better brand value and great company to work for. But the offer from Verizon is competitive.

Is it a good idea to renegotiate with Cisco based on current offer from Verizon. Please share your thoughts.

Anyone use OtterAI to take notes on calls/do you recommend it?

I have over 20,000 unread emails in my inbox.

I’m struggling. I left an agency I liked last year due to growth limitations and since then I’ve worked at 2 different agencies and can’t seem to find my footing. The first one seemed like a good fit at first but then it turned out to not be the best place for me so I left. At my current agency I feel super undervalued. I’m always raising my hand and offering to help where I can and no matter what I do, I don’t feel utilized or valued or part of the team.It’s really taken a toll on my confidence

A recruiter just reached out with an opportunity and I got excited. Turned out to be for a company I left two jobs ago after less than a year because it was so toxic the partners laughed when...

Does anyone really, really love their job? Or do you just do it to pay bills and get to the weekend? I'm curious how many people actually truly love what they do

I can smell your desk from the bathroom

Tip o’ the hat to all the SVPs and EVPs who reply all “congrats team, well deserved...” to the email from the client thanking the team for sending out that banner ad expeditiously.

Turned down a gig at Apple two years ago because I saw a lot of growth opportunities at my current company and saw the position as a step back (even though it was more money) and have regretted it ever since. Still in the same exact position at the same company I was then btw. Bad choice.

Getting sober has made me realize how bad my boss really is.

Good lord this open space is insufferable

It makes me intensely uncomfortable when I hear people who should know better misusing the word “myself.” As in “please cc Kate and myself on your email.”

On vacation and hallucinating the Slack ping sound anytime it gets quiet.

It's freezing tonight bitter cold. I just ordered Chinese and I'm not sure if that was a shitty thing to do. I think they need to make money so if no one calls that wouldn't be good. I did tip well

Who has made the leap from working/living in the US to abroad? Any words of advice?

I’m about to switch jobs to my company’s main competitor and move to a new city and I’m so anxious and worried I’m making the wrong choice, anyone else ever get cold feet after signing an offer?

Wow hate the overuse of “from a ______ perspective"

After a year and a half of recruiters not responding and no job prospects I’ve finally got a call back - for a barista job. I guess advertising is not for me. Back to what I did in college

We just hired and ACD that was a Jr. at my previous job when I was a Sr. Its been only 3yrs, they havent been at sr. for more than year. Staring at my bills like do I really need to pay them.

I’ve been using other people’s stock site logins for years from 3+ jobs ago

I like to think of myself as calm but really I’m just dead inside.

Parents - do any of you truly regret having kids?