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My senior partners! Hahaha. I still love them though! Lol

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Supposed to start at D at end of the month. Anyone familiar with HR strategy & services? Any insight is greatly appreciated :)

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Anyone know what ASUG Talent Hub is using to source consultants?

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If you find this drop a comment and share what you've hated/loved. I've hated:
ApplicantStack
Talent Pool Builder
Oracle Recruitment Cloud TextRecruit (a neat idea but sooo not worth the cost per applicant imo) Career Builder (its odd to include on this list but it is)
I'm ambivalent about: Zapify (the thing that imports resumes from other places into your ats - so clunky compared to a manual upload)
SmartCRM - still new but it seems like an afterthought to SmartRecruit

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Hello. I am having an offer from EY GDS and have the joining date during end of December.
Recently, I got an email from
eyonboarding@ey.com and it is asking me to access the onboarding site.
Is it okay to do that now since I am not sure whether I will be finally joining here?

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Awww, thanks so much!

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Any intel how to apply H4 visa within US?
The DS160 is not giving an option to select US as location.

Hi All,
How much CTC I can expect from Natwest for 2.1 yoe?
Skillset - Java,Springboot,Microservices
Have 1 offer in Hand of 6 LPA.
Also in Natwest, am done with CPC round. It went really well. So i need suggestions for HR Round.

Thankyou!

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I've been starting to work more in new biz at my agency and the president said in a meeting this afternoon that he wants to increase our close rate to "at least 50%" once we're at the pitch stage.

How do we proceed with using this benefit? How to enroll if i want to start with IUI?

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I didn't apply for a job that would have set me up for the future in the government. I wouldn't have to worry about money or future jobs. My boss had just given me a small pay rise and talked up the future and so I felt good. I now severely regret not applying for the job and cannot stop thinking about it to the point of insomnia and depression. I even contacted the employer but too late. It's a small town and rarely anything comes up. I hate myself and feel like I failed my family. :(

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How was everyone’s week?

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How do I know Big-Law is not for me?

I am a first year who just started a couple of months ago and I am literally confused all the time. I did some small work for two partners and they loved it, so put me on new deals but the mid levels I am staffed with absolutely hate the work I do. One said the work I did was laughable. I felt bed because I spent over 25 hours on this. I wouldn’t be very bothered but the other Associates in my class are killing it. So I just feel dumb all the time.

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With the various RTO rumors/fear out there and in the absence of spring/summer/fall(?) bonuses. Would you consider coming into the office more if your firm offered bonuses linked to days in the office (coupled with billable targets, of course)?

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First couple times drafting ancillary docs—is it normal to not get everything/feel like I have no idea if I got stuff right. Or is the expectation that the docs be drafted 100% in executable form.

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I am an Automation tester with 9 years exp. What all should I focus for FAANG interview prep? Will the interview be different from that for Dev folks?

Is it too late to get a tech job now if I graduate next semester in may? applied for many software engineer roles in nyc but haven’t heard back

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🎉🎉 New Month New Opportunity 🎉🎉

Please share job opportunities in the comments below!

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12b6 always be tellin’ it like it is

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Can confirm “ability to clam down anxious associates” haha

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Happy Friday to all the "super lawyers" out there.

Never forget that you're not just super. You're super duper!

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Awww, thanks so much!

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Get FUCKED, WestLaw. I only switched windows to draft a paragraph, not to end my session.

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@NonEquityPartner with a devastating attack

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Via @NonEquityPartner on Instagram

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It’s the most wonderful time of the year… bonus season!

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At the moment it’s actually both

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Here it is.

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Wishing your inboxes a quiet late afternoon on this fine Friday 😬

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That’ll fix it!

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CVID.
Caption: “You need 2x5 Euro 💶. The first that lets the bill fall loses and the winner picks up the winnings, resulting in hours of peace. You can thank me later...”

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Defenestration as attorney risk management is not recommended - told you this one would be a scorcher!

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Studies show, Friday pizza parties are better than vacation.

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Inflation is a b*tch

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Bonus unlocked on NYE with a newborn.

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AI coming to take our jobs . . .

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How I’m feeling right now..

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