Was blindly scrolling LinkedIn at 1AM last night and accidentally clicked on someone's profile. About 45 min later he looked at my profile. I am not meant to withstand for all this cringe and embarrassment.

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Or just open an Incognito browser and Google search the name

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Gen Z is just too delicate for this world

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It’s a state of mind

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Assert dominance by looking at their profile again.

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Better than clicking on a colleague’s Insta story who has a public profile

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