We need some humor everywhere

Anyone know when rewards/workday are likely to get updated with PA results?

MSFT or AWS? As Tech Pre Sales and why?

Looking to do a fall shoot for a client before the leaves have changed and fallen. I need prop leaves. Anyone have any ideas about how where to contact for a massive amount of fake fall leaves?

What are the best SDR courses or schools out there? Be 100% transparent

Any Cincinnati creatives in the house?

Hi capgemini folks,
I have joined capgemini recently and till now can't find accommodation as per my requirement in Airoli. So can i stay at Capgemini's guest house for a few months? Anyone knows anything about that?

Guys...could you please advise on 2 things below
Company INFOSYS JL6 lead/principal consultant?
1. Yearly hike on average rating
2. Variable payout on average rating

Why does Fox News always have that “FOX NEWS ALERT” bar on the screen as if something crazy just happened lol it’s on there 24/7

What are MBA offers now in consulting starting next year ?

Agencies in NY where the work is average and you generally get to go home at 6pm? Asking for a friend.

What’s the most expensive song/piece of music you’ve managed to use in your work? Our team tried to get licensing to sample a portion of Back In Black for a rendition and I’m pretty sure I nearly got a heart attack when I found out how much it cost.

How to get US opportunities being in a product based start-up ?
I've got 1 yoe in NodeJS

Hi Fishes, need help.
I recently switched a company 3 months back in India. Now I have got an interview coming up from a company for Dublin Ireland location. What should I respond, if the interviewer asks, why I am leaving my current company in just 3 months.

Need acceptable responses in such situations. Thanks in advance.

Thanks for setting this up!

Is anyone here working in coforge banglore location???

Want to try making my own cannabutter. Has anyone donor? How much weed should I use - 40grama? And how long to boil w butter?

How much sleep do partners get?

Tricare Q:

Vets using Tricare with a family. I’m out and can use Tricare with the VA, but my wife and I each use our company offerings for our family; which obviously come at cost. Is it worth it to switch to Tricare? Has anyone done this and can share details? Positives/negatives?

Question on how to proceed. I have an action that is required to be heard within 30 days. It was filed 3 months ago and hasn't even been assigned a judge. I've emailed the clerk a few times requesting a docket number so I can at least serve D's. Yet absolutely nothing. Is this common in New Jersey? I think I'm going to submit a formal letter to the court but what else can I do?

White guy in front of me gets ‘randomly selected’ for a pat down. One for the win! #happythursday

Regards
Muslim brown guy with dreaded ‘SSSS’ on boarding pass.

What can I do outside the office to boost my resume and be a substantially more attractive candidate for top consulting firms in ~12 months time. Working in disputes and valuation role but want to go into management consulting next year (post MBA role). I feel like my job isn’t enough because skills aren’t considered as transferable outside this field.

Recommendations on a professional portfolio to carry around? I like the moleskine A4 portfolio but not sure whether regular documents will fit in it.

1 year until next promo at ACN Strat, with offers at other T2s in hand and option to interview at MBB later this year

1) Stay at ACN Strat and try for MBB in 6 mos
2) Take T2 offer now (OW and LEK)

Recommendations for a keyboard? I’m quite illiterate in this topic, and I ordered a random one off Amazon and it’s quite noisy, and not very ergonomic

I got laid off from deloitte. Now i work in cre asset management. I don't love my job. I am on visa (opt stem) . I need to work on finding happiness with my work to be more productive and be happy. I am very depressed and therapy isn't helping. If anyone is in a similar situation or can offer support or advice I would greatly appreciate it. TIA.

Stocks to buy right now for quick gains ?

S8 vs Pixel 2 vs wait for a 2018 release (S9?)

Anyone open to sharing a United GPU for something in return?

Any recommendations on books to get up to speed on leading/managing teams as a new manager in consulting? Preference towards tangible case studies etc. vs. high level concepts.

When is EY manager milestones generally held in Orlando? Anyone know?

Recommendations for comprehensive books on the finance industry? I want to learn more about investment banking and modern financial instruments. Got a lot of free time during this lockdown

Is MBB and management consulting losing its value among young people as employer? Since i noticed majority of young people currently want to work for FAANG, startups, crypto, Unicorns, want to open their own things, etc. I guess in 2000s and 2010s consulting was a top choice for graduates. But what about now? Would love to listen to your thoughts and observations on that one

Strategy& Path to Partner - S& fish, what’s the average age of a new partner - asking based on what you actually see, not a calculated number based on what a theoretical time at level is.

Does Amazon do anything in healthcare field? I’m a consultant who enjoys healthcare consulting/analytics. Dc Virginia area.

Client is an investment bank. Things are hitting the fan here

Anyone have any tips for better managing their relationship with technology, being more present, and reducing the amount of time spend on things like... well this! 😔

If you’re on the bench do you still have to give two weeks notice?

if you expect a head of state to meet with an foreign ambassador and discuss strictly non-classified information, then you don't have a very good understanding of how the world works