What a pub lunch taught me about...

Get a grip.

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Human trash.

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I audibly laughed out loud.

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Jog on lady.

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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

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Dear fishes,

If you are hungry, eat.

Be Brave!

Sincerely,
The greatest vice president of this bowl.

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Someone send me this. I hope this wasn’t on LinkedIn! But good for them.

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
Cont'd in the comments.

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I have been waiting/looking for this exact bowl. It’s graduation season. Get ready for the “I’m proud to announce” LinkedIn posts that none of us give a piss about. May we post and roast mercilessly.

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Might be reading a bit too deep into things, my guy

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I woke up today tired.

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I stood there soaked in my pajamas as the bus approached.

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I’m the bus driver. Reminder to love and thank yourself.

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Definitely not bragging or showing off …

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