Who ever designed this algorithm for chatGPT.. please step forward let’s get married 😂😂

Try asking chatGPT - If I were a poem which one am I?

I recently graduated and majored in Marketing with a concentration in Strategic Branding. Does anyone know of any open entry-level positions at advertising/marketing agencies in Austin? I am specifically interested in branding or social media opportunities.

Michael Cohen, in a court room, under oath, stated that the President directed him to commit a federal crime.

You really can’t spin this one.

What are folks looking for in this bowl?

How long after interviewing for a lateral position would you expect to hear back?

Hello All,

Can anyone help me to refer me in IBM for Java Springboot Opportunity.

Exp-4+ Yrs

Tech- Java,Springboot, Hibernate

I am an immediate joiner.

Hi ,I am looking for UI/UX Designing Job in Accenture || 5+ Exp. || Figma || Adobe XD
Kindly consider my profile.

Applied via mail and portal but there is no response since 1 month. Kindly reachout to me.

What are some alternative more independent options that one can use a school counseling MA degree towards? I am thinking consulting… or research as I am think about perusing my PhD… but in the meantime, let me know your ideas? Thanx

Anyone have an app or Excel spreadsheet they use to keep track of utilization? We just switched systems and our new system doesn’t give us a real time balance of our utilization rate (cont)

Hey HAVAS, how's it going?

Hello fishes,
I have an offer from a startup with fixed 22 LPA.
Around what will be the in hand?
No epf is getting deducted, existing employees of the start up said so.

Looking for someone who is into drums or cajon.. I play the piano and guitar and also sing.. Maybe we can jam or record some songs.. Please DM.. ZS.. ND office...

Hey guys,

What is the annual anniversary hike in UST?

Looking for referrals at MBB/S&/OW/Kearney in their Dubai/Doha/Riyadh offices for my sister since she can’t join Fishbowl. She graduated from top Canadian uni (UofT/McGill/UBC), grew up in ME and has an impressive academic background and work experience. Happy to connect with her directly.

Moving to San Antonio from Austin. Will be In Office 3 days a week near Sea World. Married with a 1 year old and active dog. We love good food and being active... Where should we live? Any other suggestions. As a reference we lived in the 04/Soco area for 6 years.

Hi Everyone, Started my career in government 5 years ago working in an operational role, then focussed on HR for 3 years working my way up to a middle manager role in HR as a business partner and completed my Level 7 CIPD. I don’t think HR or government is for me anymore and looking to find something new, now 24 feel I have a lot of transferable skills and knowledge but worried about private companies in other professions taking me seriously. Grateful for any advice - thanks in advance!

Currently a property adjuster with 6 years of experience including complex commercial property claims. Any tips on transitioning to an analyst role?

Anyone from CN - T&O? I wanted to connect to understand work culture, projects etc.

Former client( filed a bar grievance that was dismissed, sent me a demand letter that an attorney responded to on my behalf, and filed a BBB complaint against my non-BBB law firm) has now pro se filed a lawsuit against me in small claims court. Alleging misrepresentation, failure to file a lawsuit, and failure to advise during the process. I have phone logs, emails, and billing notes (all of which she has) that show she’s lying. Should I notify my malpractice carrier? All advice appreciated!

Deloitte M2 advisory salary in SF?

Saturday night and I’m Netflixing (for the last 15+ Saturdays). For the love of everything, let next year be normal again!!

Welcome to the 30s and 40s singles bowl! Here’s to hoping the posts in this bowl are a bit more mature. Relying on the honor system here, try not to lie about your age.

Anybody else struggling with the fact that nearly all their friends are coupled up?
Not in an envious way. Just... Damn, this sh*t can leave you very alone.

Has anyone actually found love at work? My best friend started at a new company 6 months ago and she just took an offer somewhere else because she and her senior manager fell for each other. After 6 months she knew it was worth leaving her job for! I've been working at the same place for three years and I went on one date with a guy who didn't even work with me he just worked in the building. What am I doing wrong.

Who here has actually made a genuine connection from being in this group? Let’s hear your stories 🍵

36 F Black NYC Divorced, 1 tween. anyone want to get to know one another better?

Would you pay for a match making service that would be based upon video profiles instead of written profiles? I have not seen this concept created yet.

Any people looking to date in Atlanta ? 40 F

Need advice. Very Shy guy and girl, met a while back for a side hustle both like each other a LOT, relationship has progressed in other areas but not in the physical realm, primarily because neither officially asked the other out. Guy is a very rough around edges, asked for a date by saying ‘anytime you need breakfast or lunch, let me know’. I am an independent gal and didn’t like the way it came across. I really want to take this forward but am out of ideas on how to make a date happen.

Any houston folks here?

I’m 35, and going on a first date. Thinking about bringing her flowers. Yea on No? And what would be the perception?

Anyone in SF/ San Jose? f25

Rewatching Brokeback Mountain, which came out 15 years ago (hard to believe that). Anyway, it's still an outstanding, devastating film (and love story) that I think if had been released 10 years later would have easily won best picture and best actor for Heath Ledger.

Any of Dfw female fishes interested in spending time over drinks/ dinner chat abot life, fun friendly conversation, may we watch a movie together. ? Brown Male 36 .

In my 40s, here in the larger NYC area for a couple weeks visiting family. Male, athletic. If anyone's interested in chatting (admittedly in a playful mood currently, so that's my current preference), drop me a DM.

30M based in nyc. Any F ready for casual dating? Happy to DM if interested.

Any New Yorkers free for a drink tonight?

Where do professionals 30+ meet people these days besides dating apps?!