Who would actually apply to this?

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Translation: we have a budget of zero dollars for building out a support infrastructure behind you. We’re also very unprofessional, so if you think you might have to have a talk with HR, gtfoh. We’ll work you to death and we’ll pay you about half of what the biglaw market is. Good luck!

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“We hate the freedom of speech and press because they say nasty things about our idol. Oh and we pay bad.”

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“Need a form? Go somewhere else.”

Diabolical.

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Truly a historic statement by an attorney. I guess this firm must be better ranked than Wachtell. Imagine being such a dumb attorney you need a form rather than drafting everything from scratch like a true intellectual

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I know this guy, and he’s absolutely nuts

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You can find it pretty quick with the info in the photo. Funny enough there are other mentions of the firm on other forums and it checks out lmao

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I hear they pay ten dollar bucks an hour!

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