Work retention requires... Competitive Competition? Empathic Leadership?

Wrong.

The answer is Yeti swag, that's the reason I stick around. One more Yeti cooler and I'll pencil myself in as a lifer

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Yikes.

This makes my life a lot easier. Swag coming your way!!

But no bonus 🤣

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You sir are affordable

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And Yeti merch is not, so it works out 🥰

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What in the holy heavens are you on?

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Don’t forget the Patagonia pullover 🥵

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And don’t forget to whip out the corporate Amex with pride when you’re at the client dinner

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Funny story about these Yeti tumblrs. I busted my ass for 18 months on another team. I moved teams in December just 2 weeks ahead of Christmas. My former manager wanted to rub it in and gave everyone on his team 2 Yeti tumblers for Xmas gift. I didn’t even get 1!! Lol. Yes, it still pisses me off.

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I also found out this manager gave the rest of the team ‘free days’ and Fridays off sometimes. He just forgot to let me know. I went to another team and now make 3x as much. I can buy my own Yeti’s 😆 without the BS.

Where would I be without two weekly emails from Verkada offering me a Yeti Tumbler if I scheduled a call?

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Good news: we just got our entire office Yeti tumblers for hot drinks

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🧐🧐🧐

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Noted. Which products?

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Associate1 wont settle for anything less than a 30oz Tumbler. Respect. And noted

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Swag is what wins your heart?

And a little bit of Jack Daniels, but that's our secret

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