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Dude is going to retire. Good for him. A lifetime of public service. He's earned it.

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Shouldn't have quit without having something lined up.

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He has retirement lined up lol

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He’s too senile to run for president but not too senile to continue being president. Got it.

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hopefully he's aware of his LinkedIn page

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Anyone looking for full time work in the Kansas City, KS area? I'm a Recruiter at Spectrum and we have a new location here with great opportunities for those just starting their call center career and those who may be looking for a company with advancement opportunities. Let me know and I can share the job posting link. Thanks!

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Hey how is appraisals in altimetrik ??

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Does ibm GBS send hacker rank test for recent candidates(java)?I joined 2 years back at that time there was no test at that time.Any one has an idea?

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Workday I’m a QA Automation Analyst with 2 yoe. I gave my tech interview for Workday and cleared it on Tuesday. I’m currently holding an offer of 15.1 from a bank. How much can I ask from workday?
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crying ceo killed everyone today on LinkedIn 🤣🤣🤣

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God is so inspiring...

// I'm actually very happy whenever someone beats any terrible disease, even then the amount of cancer beaters is quite overwhelming lately.

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Is it just me or do 90% of the jobs being laid off by big tech sound made up? Many job descriptions with multiple bullet points that all kinda revolve around the same idea. One of my buddies works for a big IT company and literally just sits on meetings all day. No one really contributing to anything other than agreeing to whatever the speaker is saying. Are these kind of jobs finally being exposed? Six figure employees getting paid to sit and bounce ideas off each other?

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No BS, no fluff, straight to the point. As anti-cringe as it gets 😂😂😂

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There really is such a direct correlation between cringey title and cringey posts.

Before LinkedIn...to me, the king of professional cringey was Shingy. Do you guys remember him? He was aol's overpaid "digital prophet" and got paid to visit companies at lunchtime and babble the same kind of nonsense we now call "LinkedIn cringe".

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“I’m excited to announce I don’t give a s*** about your new job or promotion” - me 90% of the time on LinkedIn

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Nice try Accenture.

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Had to throw in the tahoe & wine country 🙄 douche

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They started off fine but then turned LinkedIn real quick

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This is the very definition of privilege

Able to post something so absurdly wrong (Google PMs in the comments explaining that she transferred ladders when she switched jobs internally, hence pay change)

Able to become a product manager at Google and STILL not comprehend how misleading the race aggregation stat is “Black women make 58 cents to every $1 a white man makes!” not taking into account job choice and individual opportunity.

..all while the comments are filled with blind support

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This one is going to make some of y’all mad, but it’s so annoyingly unnecessary. The most irritating part is “is it a shirt day or a skirt day”…. Like women don’t wear shirts with skirts and men don’t wear shirts with pants. Shirts and skirts are not mutually exclusive. I’ll just leave this here.

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Dear fishes,

If you are hungry, eat.

Be Brave!

Sincerely,
The greatest vice president of this bowl.

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Cam Newton’s LinkedIn…. Why???

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Someone send me this. I hope this wasn’t on LinkedIn! But good for them.

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y’all doing too much on LinkedIn… comparing having a baby to paying off debt. Great accomplishment but wtf is this post??? It’s so long I’ll have to include second part in another photo

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And now.. let me take a selfie!

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Orrr, mgybe the CD nevrer respgnded beacujase it wasr painjjfully hacky and ccorrrnball?

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