Y’all ever look down at your task bar and almost soil yourself when you see your status is red and you’re more than 5 mins past the hour or half hour? Wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy.

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No. But sometimes I soil myself to get out of meetings.

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*skype status

It happens.

Being late to call is expected. I’ve been waiting for a partner to call me for two hours past our agreed upon time now....... Things come up, people get pulled into tasks.

I know..... :( (Last check in was “let me call in an hour or so” about 3 hours ago)

That was great 👆🏼

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