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What a clown. Someone wants a jerkmobile and thinks he can justify it with magical thinking.

A. Speed limits on your commute remain the same. So do red light cameras. Enjoy your rendezvous with the law.

B. Your colleagues don't know what you drive unless you tell them. And if you tell them, they will assume you're having a midlife crisis. That ain't credibility, champ.

C. Social media? Respect? Are you serious?

In short, clean your room.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

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Oh wow. The raw intellectual inferiority on display here is fascinating. None of these conclusions are logical, yet they felt compelled to create an entire public post demonstrating their inability to draw basic cause-and-effect conclusions.

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Satire, hopefully

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Wait .. more creditable in meetings is based on which car I drive . Wow

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Cringe post that accidentally is partially right. There really are influencers for whom buying a supercar, or spending money on something equally frivolous, is a legitimately good idea. For reference, see the entirety of MrBeast's existence.

There are also a bunch of white collar professionals for whom a decent car provides some actual positive signaling effect benefits. Realtors definitely. Maybe lawyers too. Don't need a supercar, but at least a decent vehicle

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