After the hate crime stabbing in Charlotte, I'm ubering to the office from now on

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I’m starting a new company called “Bubble”. We will sell giant inflatable plastic bubbles with AI operated motors. Inside the bubble is an office desk and chair. Occupants can work inside the bubble as it drives them around. The bubbles are small enough to go into elevators so you can drive right into work without ever having to interact with anybody or anything ever again.

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With AI vision it will avoid anything that is threatening. We will integrate a speaker so AI can offer therapy to the attacker and/or the occupant while the attack is being actively avoided.

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Just remember, everything in the universe wants to k*ll you, that’s how we as species and individuals survive. Always have a side piece

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Most guys that feel the need to carry a side piece…their gun is also their lover…so same thing.

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we shouldn’t have to live around stabbers

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You’d need actual panels of mental health professionals to assess each individual. As you say, both approaches require resources not currently available so it’s all theoretical discourse at the moment. Where you believe all or most people can become stable enough to be on their own, I think a sizable portion of the population cannot and needs a permanent place to live with needed care.

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Death penalty

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Nobody knows anything about the shooter yet

These are unfortunate things that won’t go away until we reach heaven. So, live your life. The insurance CEO got shot in NY, did that stop the city or people? No.

Can’t live your life scared

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Do you live in charlotte?

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We’re surrounded by lots of things.

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Ban knives!!

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Unless the “good guy with a gun” panicked and accidentally shot more people. Not like all gun owners are Wild Bill or Wyatt Earp.

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McKinsey is now making slides for Uber and Lyft on how to increase revenues. “Uber/Lyft has less stabbings. Therefore we just need to enable more stabbings on alternative transportation modes.”

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McK’a Big Pharma clients will encourage more stabbings to increase healthcare spend. More stabbings are actually a good thing !

Uber will be happy!

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I was wondering what makes this event so significant compared to other events of this nature? If you're serious, killings happen everyday but did you change your routines because of those?

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The perp clearly voiced his racial intention after slaying her. I don’t think this degree of evidence and clarity in motive was ever available in previous crimes.

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So I’m guessing we draw the line on Ukraine part? Get over it 😂😂😂

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Yeah, cause nothing bad has ever happened to anyone who rode alone in the car of a rando with a ride share account...

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Anytime I’m on a bus or train I refuse to sit in seats that has me facing forwards with people behind me. If there’s empty seats then it’s fine but if not, I’m taking the side seat or standing.

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I bet you’re OK with school shootings though

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Use lyft

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