Ahhh my hairline is beginning to recede! I’m too young for this!!!!

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Shave it my dude. Trust me bald men are far more attractive than men holding on to that last bit of hair or rocking the friar monk do covered by a hat.

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What if OP is a lady? Prioress?

Work it!

Shave your head and grow a 5 o’clock shadow. Then you’ll have a lot of women love you like this guy.

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😍😍😍

Go power bald. That’s the sexy trend now.

Join the selective company of Jason Statham, Bruce Willis, Stanley Tucci, Dwayne Johnson, Jeff Bezos, and myself.

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I rubbed artichoke dip on my scalp, every day, for years

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I used nacho chips to remove it, yes 👏

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Deja Vu. I am 24 again

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How young are you OP?

How’s your head shape? Would you look good bald? 😏

Start using minoxidil on your scalp to get ahead of it.

onion juice.

Either shave it or get plugs, minoxidil etc

Luckily I haven’t run into that yet but every time I look in the mirror I see another 10 grey hairs…Guess that’s the universe’s way of telling me it’s time for a vacation!

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