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It’s like, a really good opportunity u guys!!!

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Me after my 10th round of concepting

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I feel attacked.

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*scrolls through grad school website*

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Let’s make this Soho House, a Soho Home.

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Me witnessing the junior ADs first client presentation.

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Meta meme. (Memeta?)

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Me, to the one brief on my list that gives me hope.

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Nothing else to say

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Freelancers be like

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You know who you are

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For those who suddenly discovered a passion for running 😏

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When are the AICP judging announcements going to stop? 😭😩😪

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do u want a piece of me😤

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Alright folks, seeing a new crop of ad meme accounts popping up. What are your favs?

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Tag yourselves I’m “I want ur body copy”

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And they get mad when the end result doesn’t meet expectations.

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When a client comes back with no script changes:

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