Another Olympic performance used as a click bait into reading an AI report. This from Delulu-tte

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I wish these people were doing this as a joke. Because it's great satire.

The problem is they are 100% serious and that baffles me. Both that they would author it and that anybody would engage with it.

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How’s Deloitte fine with this lol

How does someone look at this in their drafts and think "yeah, I should post this"?

At this point there’s basically no other content left so it’s all they’ve got to drive the big bucks lol

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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

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And now.. let me take a selfie!

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I woke up today tired.

My work cell was buzzing and then I remembered something.

I forgot to thank the bus driver that dropped me off a few days ago.

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Able to post something so absurdly wrong (Google PMs in the comments explaining that she transferred ladders when she switched jobs internally, hence pay change)

Able to become a product manager at Google and STILL not comprehend how misleading the race aggregation stat is “Black women make 58 cents to every $1 a white man makes!” not taking into account job choice and individual opportunity.

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I’m getting close to the point of doing that because it seems like it is working.

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Had to throw in the tahoe & wine country 🙄 douche

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If you are hungry, eat.

Be Brave!

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“I’m excited to announce I don’t give a s*** about your new job or promotion” - me 90% of the time on LinkedIn

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