Any Big Law stories similar to the JP Morgan allegations?

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What woman refers to those as cannons… that was your first clue that it was all false. And that apparently they are now correcting errors in the conplaint 😂

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I would believe anyone who said their wife was referred to as a fish head, less so that someone asked about their cannons.

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As an employment lawyer, this is a great window into how absurd a lot of thede lawsuits are and a cautionary tale for people who take unverified complaints at face value

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Can someone in litigation explain what it means for a complaint to be “returned for correction”? Seems like everyone is taking that to mean it was all made up but is that necessarily the case?

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I’d appreciate your thoughts on what compensation you might expect for a CSM transitioning to a new company with one year of experience.

To clarify, I don’t have an offer yet, I’m just looking to make a move.

Thank you!

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Got an offer from OW entry level London.

Does it make sense to join if I don't really have much passion for FS?

Other offers are EY-P, Marakon, LEK, OC&C

Any thoughts??

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Have any of you ever worked for a haunted hospital or facility? The senior nurses keep telling me stories and I'm nervous to start nights!

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Hey!

My name’s Josh, and I’m a nurse based in Columbus Ohio. Im creating a space (a podcast) for nurses to come and talk about nurse things- the good, the bad, the ugly, and what can change to make nursing better.

I also want to help nursing reconnect - the nursing workforce just feels so disconnected from education and even further from administration at times.

I’m looking for nurses of all kinds (administrative, bedside, education, Advanced practice, all specialties etc.,) to have a conv

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So, it's super obvious not to use "Police" in ads and activations, right? Like, we all know not to dress actors as police and have them "bust" people who have the wrong product, right?

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Fresh embryo transfer. Got my period yesterday, and my pregnancy test in the clinic is tomorrow... so frustrated after all the investment... I had two embryos frozen so hopefully next time it happens... hope everyone gets what they want.

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Hey.. Anyone has Charles Schwab account. Let me know

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What kind of comp could I expect for corporate strategy at a MF?

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Hi all, Currently I am 1.6yrs experienced.I had completed my interview with HCL Technologies along with HR discussion around 1st week of July.On 20th July I received an email from HR saying I need to wait for 3 more weeks to get the offer letter. My salary was 3.8 LPA at the time of interview(it became 4LPA from August) and i asked for 6.5 LPA Need advice on whether or not to expect the Offer Letter in hand once 3 weeks are over? HCL Technologies

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Hi all,

I would like to hear out your opinions on internal salary negotiations at the back of promotion.

I'm a Business Analyst with over 10 years experience, been in the same company for the whole time, Currently, I'm below Average Industry standards by approx. 10% for my (current) role.

I have applied for internal job which is effectively one level above, meaning it would be a promotion.

I got the job, awaiting offer.

Average Industry Salary for the new role, according to online research,

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ADA roadmap update tomorrow!

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Best sushi in Boston? Freshness > Fanciness

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Does UBS pay relocation bonus?

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Hi Fishes,

I want to set up a small business in Rajasthan (remote area) for my father, I don’t want him to leave home and stay with family.

Can you please give some ideas on what can be setup for consistent long term profit and also setup cost is not that high.
Thanks in advance.

IBM Infosys Today I cleared technical of IBM

Any suggestions for techno-managerial round please.

How much salary expectations i should say in hr round

I have 8.5 CTC and 2 lpa allowances right now in my hometown city Indore

I have 4.5 years and experience and interview was for Azure data engineer/spark

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Working on some law firm applications tonight and it sucks that I know that I am so capable and have a strong work ethic but firms can’t see beyond grades or the fact that I didn’t go to a t14 law school or prestigious undergrad. I’ve worked twice as hard and feel like I’ve barely even gotten half as much. It’s discouraging sometimes especially because I worked so hard with pretty much no guidance (first gen, poc, low-income) to get into college and do well and then get into a t30 law school

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