Anyone switch off Zoom video, to smoke while taking/attending a call?

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Taking a headcount on the Zoom mixer since the posts were having issues. Can you add a like below to confirm? Thanks!

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Hi Team,

I have cleared all the interview rounds (WebEx & HR on call) for the position: VERIFIER, and also submitted documents (authentic as per my knowledge) for background verification on Aug. 25, 2022.

How much time usually ICICI bank takes to generate Offer Letter, after all the verification process??

Asking the newbie question ... I’ve been at the same agency I got my start in for 2.5 years now. Just got an offer for a heck of a lot more money and the new experience I was looking for.
How do I put in my notice?
It feels especially strange in ZOOM world...

Appreciate any advice on navigating order of operations with 3 different bosses and HR

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A female friend of mine recently received a settlement in a sexual harassment action against her employer during mediation. Upon receiving her (female) attorney’s final bill she was blown away to discover that her attorney charged her almost five times what the attorney estimated she would charge for the mediation. (The attorney was drinking alcohol during the Zoom mediation and settled for far less than she estimated she would get.) [continued below]

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On a Zoom call:
Colleague A: *begins talking*
Colleague B: *begins talking at the the same time as A*
Colleague B: "I'm sorry, A. Go ahead"
Colleague B: (said with much attitude) "No, B. You go ahead. I'm sure what you have to say is more important anyhow."
Everyone else on the call: *Stunned silence....*

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Does not drinking influence your career prospects? Team wants to have a virtual happy hour, I don't want to be "that guy"

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If you work with me, you’ll recognize this from our Zoom and Teams calls.

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Part of MC team.

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If someone has any issue with the post contact me directly. -_-
I am posting actively since 4 months under the hood of SoC Gen, backend developer and currently as a contributor but never got strike before.
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He asked - you holding offer Why you want to join our xyz company , then I said - i am quick learner , have passion to explore . दोनो ने एक दुसरे को 1 सेकंद के लिये देखा और

दोनो जोर से हसने लगे 🤣🤣

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How fair the IJP selection procedures are ? What do you guys think ?
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When Facebook renamed to Meta,people started calling FAANG to MAANG

Can this be changed to MAANGO (little

meaningful :P) by adding Oracle??

It's definitely a good competitor. What's your thoughts?

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जब हम रो नही पाते
सुख से सो नही पाते
जब हम खो नही पाते
तब बचपन याद आता है

जब चिंता सताती है
हमारे तन को खाती है
जब भी मन नही मिलता
तब बचपन याद आता है

जब हम टूट जाते है
जब अपने रूठ जाते है
जब सपने सताते है
तब बचपन याद आता है

बच्चे हम रह नही पाते
बड़े हम हो नही पाते
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तब बचपन याद आता है

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किसी को कह नही पाते
तब बचपन याद आता है

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