Are you a FBowl devil or angel? Please answer D if you’ve been issued a warning for what you’ve posted or replied. D+ for multiple offenses. A if you’re totally clean.

Is tonight a good night to go out (Friday of Memorial Day weekend) or is it going to be dead? Trying to strategize

Am I the only who’s embarrassed when someone asks what do i do? Im an auditor btw

Any 🐠 working in Montreal or have worked there before? Thinking of relocating from Toronto and curious to hear about the type of work being done / how the consulting community is over there.

Any good CPA recommendations specializing in rental properties and LLCs (for a separate business)? Had a tough time doing my taxes this year. I'm in NYC if it makes a difference, but open to non-local CPAs

Job Titles-Levels: what are typical career levels within M&A practices at your respective companies? For example, EY-Parthenon recently rebranded the following levels. Curious if this is industry norm. Manager became “Director” and Senior Manager became “Senior Director”

Thoughts on long-term (5-30 years) fate of the market for consulting in London? I’m considering a move from outside UK but some have argued that London market is “just a fight over the increasingly diminishing pie”, despite the temporary uptick in consulting work now to deal with corona& Brexit. Perhaps I should hit Asia or US.

Hi everyone, I’m seeking some advice - my dog (8yrs old) was attacked several months ago by another dog and after she became depressed and anxious. We got her anti depression meds and those seemed to help but how a lot now a lot of signs are pointing to a potential brain tumor. To get an MRI is +1k. My mom doesn’t want to spend money but it just hurts me so much to see the behavior - she walks around in constant circles, looks sad, seizures, hides under the bed. Any advice would be appreciated.

I am currently a Senior Consultant in KPMG Australia’s human capital advisory function - however I have been recently offered a role with Accenture Australia’s human capital advisory function as an ‘Associate Manager’ with a 15K salary bump and an enticing bonus structure - with some very cool clients that they mentioned to me in their interview round. The issue is, my KPMG Partner has mentioned that I *may* be up for promotion nxt July. I am so stuck, not sure whether to take it or not.

Is PwC AC Kolkata asking its employees to come back to ofice?

Hi, I am working as an associate in the sustainability team in one of the top consulting firms. I have an MBA from one of the old IIMs. I want to shift from sustainability to supply chain and logistics. Can anyone help me if finding a good opportunity in the field of supply chain.

I want to emphasize in my resume that I defend major corporate entities, including Fortune 500 companies. What is the best way to word this on a resume (without sounding obnoxious)?

Working as a summer analyst in private wealth management this summer and just got a return offer at GS. Anyone have any experience with salaries, exit ops, etc. pressured between taking the return and looking for something with more optionality.

There is an open position for C# Automation testing resource.

Client: Credit Suisse
Payroll: Atyeti

Interested folks can DM me.

Note: Possibility of getting converted to an FTE of CS based on performance.

Elevator pitches: what are your best tips, examples and resources for crafting a really good one?

Hi Fishes I need 11 likes to dm individually..can you guys please help me in getting that..
Thanks

What is the *prime* amount of money to bring you happiness?

Wow hate the overuse of “from a ______ perspective"

Good lord this open space is insufferable

So inquiring minds need to know. What happened to kevin ?

I was late to an interview.

I’m type A, never late, certainly not to an interview. I called & sent an email as soon as I knew I would be delayed. They had me come in anyway. Am I totally screwed?

Breakfast food is so much better and energizing at lunch (11:30 - 12:30) than it is early in the morning.

I didn’t make dalgona coffee when it was a trend earlier in quarantine and I’m not sure if I missed out on anything...

I like to think of myself as calm but really I’m just dead inside.

First day back after a 10-day beach stint. Putting on pants was hard enough.

I just started a new job, they are asking me to lead training. I have no experience in the subject matter. Why me?

I’m struggling. I left an agency I liked last year due to growth limitations and since then I’ve worked at 2 different agencies and can’t seem to find my footing. The first one seemed like a good fit at first but then it turned out to not be the best place for me so I left. At my current agency I feel super undervalued. I’m always raising my hand and offering to help where I can and no matter what I do, I don’t feel utilized or valued or part of the team.It’s really taken a toll on my confidence

Getting sober has made me realize how bad my boss really is.

"This program needs more proper documentation!"

In front of folks who don't understand code, you think you look smart. In front of those who know code - you're an idiot covering your incompetency.

I just applied to DDB and I forgot to include a cover letter. But I did include my portfolio, resume, and references.

Anyone else cursed with desperately wanting someone to tell you what to do to get better, but knowing that you would never listen?

I have a coworker who’s a functional alcoholic. I’ve never dealt with a situation like this before so I don’t even know if it’s my place to say something

Sometimes I don't uphold the company mission 😱

Gotta love when a client doesn’t catch their own mistakes until the final round and then asks why you fucked it up....

I make poor decisions

The mornings are when I’m most productive and it never fails.. my one friend/coworker comes over to talk to me about meaningless BS every time i start getting momentum. Nice guy.. but leave me alone.

If everything is “asap”, nothing is “asap”