Best holiday office party story this year? (Or ever, if it's that memorable 😉)

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We had a party after a stressful 6 month project where all of us got sloshed to burn off steam, one of my younger colleagues who on a normal day has a very loose mouth was going off the rails, unfortunately for him our lead partner was late to the party and still sober, the partner has a significantly huge beer belly, my drunk colleague starts rubbing the partner’s stomach and even placed his ears near the stomach and asked in Tamil “ Why can’t I hear the baby kick, when in the baby coming out”, mind you this colleague is a fresher analyst, he resigned the next week 😂

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