What’s the most entertaining (in a good or bad way) thing you’ve ever witnessed at a firm outing or holiday party?

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I didn’t witness it, but a classmate of mine brought an escort to a Latham party when he was a summer there. I think ATL covered it extensively. Pretty sure he’s since been indicted for tax fraud.

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This was before my time at the firm but there was an summer law clerk that went with some partners to a bar one Friday. The clerk ends up getting extremely drunk and isn’t from the city where the firm is. One partner offers to let him stay in the guest room of his house to sleep it off. At about 4am the partner hears a noise in his bedroom. While he’s reaching for his gun, his wife hits the light switch and screams…lo and behold, there is the law clerk standing naked in front of their bed pissing like he’s in front of a toilet. The partner manages to get him to stop and shuffles him back to the guest room where he moves a side table in front of the door. Needless to say, that law clerk did not show up on Monday even though he had 3 weeks left on the job.

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This is an uplifting story. After attending an open bar firm event a group of us made our way to a nearby bar for the after party. The last few of our crew just made it inside when I heard a loud “what the fuck?!” I turn to see one of our crew doing a human flag. No one ever pegged this person as a gymnast before witnessing this feat. Needless to say this the topic of conversation for the rest of the night… along with begging this person to do it again lol!

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